LEGO The Incredibles


 * Tony: So... Friday?
 * Violet: Friday.
 * Underminer: Behold the Underminer! I hereby declare war! On peace and happiness!
 * Mr. Incredible: We're gonna lose him! Trampoline me!
 * Violet: Oh. Tony! Hi. Uhh, this isn't what you think it is--
 * Mr. Incredible: COME ON!!
 * Underminer: WHOOOO HO HO HA HAHAHAHA!!!!!
 * Mr. Incredible: Underminer. We meet again--ahhh!!!
 * Underminer: BUH BYE!!!
 * Mr. Incredible: The Underminer's escaped!
 * Elastigirl: We have to stop this thing befpre it gets to the overpass!! Looks like we have company.
 * Mr. Incredible: Well, this is a MINER inconvenience.
 * Underminer Goon #1: We've declared war on the surface world! You'll never stop us!
 * Mr. Incredible: You guys really should've stayed underground. Didn't think I'd be doing this when I got up this morning! Taking out the trash!
 * Elastigirl: If you think you'll stop us from saving the city, think again! Aw come on! Are these guys multiplying?! BOB! THE MONORAIL!!
 * Mr. Incredible: FROZONE!!! YEAH!!!
 * Frozone: Who's steering this thing, Bob? Their driving is worse than yours.
 * Mr. Incredible: No one! We're trying to stop it!
 * Elastigirl: We need to get past this gear. Can you freeze it in place?
 * Mr. Incredible: Yeah, if it stops, I should be able to smash straight through.
 * Frozone: You got it! Once ice clamp, coming up!
 * Elastigirl: There's nothing here! We need another plan. We have to clear that overpass. OK, if I can get that platform up high enough, Bob should be able to throw me to the overpass! Bob, I'm coming up! I'm going to head up there. Get ready to throw me to that overpass! I probably need to get rid of this cart first. STOP! EVERYBODY STOP!
 * Dash: Heads up, Dad!
 * Mr. Incredible: Dash!


 * Dash: Vi, can you get me over that smelly goop stuff?
 * Mr. Incredible: Be careful! Violet, you've gotta use a force field to get you and your brother across.


 * Frozone: OK, Dash, time to do what you do best!


 * Dash: Oh, yeah, sure thing!
 * Violet: I should be able to gather these bricks in my force field.
 * Dash: Yeah, but we gotta break it first!
 * Violet: I think I've got enough now. We'l get you down, sir!


 * Mr. Incredible: Uh... I gotta get a hold of this... whoa... whoa... whoa!


 * Dash: Oooo, shiny!
 * Mr. Incredible: We'll need one of those bricks to build something! But save the rest of the citizens first.
 * Frozone: ... The citizens first. Yeah, we got this. You sure you're good, Bob?
 * Mr. Incredible: Yep, I'm fine. Thanks. Focus on saying everyone else.
 * Violet: This furniture is kinda cool. I bet I can use my powers to make something from it and save that truck driver.
 * Dash: Won't be as cool as that loop-de-loop I just did.


 * Mr. Incredible: Ooof! Argh! Ow! Ouch! Not good!
 * Violet: Dad, are you okay down there?
 * Mr. Incredible: Yep, all good, sweetie. Just a little stuck. Can you build something to get us inside the tunneler?
 * Frozone: You mean, after we save those citizens, right?
 * Mr. Incredible: Sure, I'll just hang out here. You'll guys have to work together, though!
 * Dash: You got it, Dad! Wooooooohooooooooo!
 * Frozone: Enjoy the ride!
 * Business Man: Argh... uh! Weeeeee! Frozone! Thank you! I'm a huge fan from way back.
 * Frozone: Always happy to help. Now get somewhere safe.
 * Dash: Dad! We got another one!
 * Mr. Incredible: Great job, everyone.
 * Dash: Dad!
 * Mr. Incredible: I'm fine! No! It's breaking through!
 * Frozone: I got this!
 * Mr. Incredible: Kids, we need to get inside the tunneler and get to the engine room. We're almost ready. We just need one more before we can build.
 * Dash: Oooooo, I see one! Up there!
 * Violet: Yeah, but we can't climb up there, so you're gonna have to throw one of us, Dad.
 * Mr. Incredible: You alright up there? Okay, that's the last one. We're ready. Tune for a little DIY.
 * Violet: Sure you can handle that, Dad? You didn't do such a great putting together the barbecue grill.
 * Mr. Incredible: OK, it's showtime.
 * Deavor: They're out in the public again, this is our chance! Follow them--
 * Elastigirl: Dash, Violet!
 * Dash: We're here, Mom.
 * Violet: We're here, Mom.
 * Mr. Incredible: C'mon, the engine room's this way.
 * Elastigirl: You two stay close and don't wander off.
 * Violet: Well, we didn't get very far...
 * Elastigirl: Look. Up there. I should be able to stretch between those points, then you guys can climb across me. Come on, quick! Get over here.
 * Underminer Goon #3: How'd you get in here? Stop 'em, boys!
 * Elastigirl: I'm losing patience with these guys!
 * Dash: Uh-oh, that's Mom's mad face!


 * Mr. Incredible: Hey, maybe we can overheat the engine?
 * Elastigirl: Okay, let's find some extra cool and drop it in.
 * Mr. Incredible: Let's get that cart on the elevator.
 * Elastgirl: Be careful; all this machineary looks pretty dangerous. Violet, we need to power this elevator...
 * Violet: I'm on it, Mom.
 * Mr. Incredible: That's the power source for the elevator. Try making a force field, Vi. Maybe that'll get it moving.
 * Dash: We did it!
 * Mr. Incredible: There's a rail over there I can throw one of you up to. Now tip the coal into the engine to overheat it! It's heating up! C'mon, break, break!
 * Violet: It's not working!
 * Elastigirl: We're almost out of time! We need to pull We need to pull that coolant down. That'll blow the engine for sure.
 * Mr. Incredible: Grr, more? We're getting close to City Hall!
 * Dash: Don't worry, Dad. These guys aren't so tough!
 * Mr. Incredible: Let me get that. Then you can climb up to the coolant.
 * Elastigirl: C'mon! Argh!
 * Violet: Dad, quick, the boiler! You're the only one strong enough!
 * Mr. Incredible: Let's blow off some steam!
 * Elastigirl: GET OUTTA HERE! This thing's gonna blow!
 * Violet: THERE'S NO TIME!!
 * Dash: We did it!
 * Jack-Jack: (Giggles)
 * Violet: Dad-- something else happened today... with a kid... and my mask...
 * Authority: Freeze, Supers!
 * Mr. Incredible: Uh, what did we do? Well, that went poorly.
 * Dash: Did we do something wrong?
 * Elastigirl: Superheroes ARE illegal. Whether it's far or not, that's the law.
 * Tommy: Perhaps you'd be interested in changing that law?
 * Deavor: I LOVE SUPERHEROES! Winston Deavor, you can call me Win. And this is my sister, Evelyn.
 * Evelyn: Hello there, superheroes.
 * Deavor: Let me ask you something -- What is the main reason you were all forced underground?
 * Mr. Incredible: Ignorance.
 * Deavor: Perception. If we want to change people's preceptions about superheroes, we need YOU to share YOUR preceptions with the world.
 * Elastigirl: How do we do that?
 * Deavor: --we need YOU to share YOUR preceptions with the world.
 * Evelyn: We embed tiny cameras like those, into your supersuits. Designed 'em myself.
 * Deavor: All we need now are the superest superheroes. It needs you three! C'mon! Help me make ALL supers legal again!
 * Mr. Incredible: That sounds GREAT!
 * Helen: Mr. Deavor... it's wonderful, but it's too generous.
 * Deavor: Nonsense. That's the least we can do.
 * Dash: THIS... is our new house???
 * Helen: This place is amazing! I can't believe Deavor's just leading it to us!
 * Bob: Yeah, he bought it off some eccentric billionare. Defintely beats teh motel; we can all have a bit more space and... a waterfall...
 * Violet: This is a LOT more space, Dad.
 * Dash: It's huge! I love it! Can we keep it?! Please!
 * Bob: OK, OK, let's all just relax and try to make ourselves at home.


 * Mr. Incredible: Aw man, would you look at that.
 * Elastigirl: That's our city, all right.


 * Deaver: So, you settled in?
 * Elastigirl: Mr. Deaver, this house is incredible!
 * Deaver: Hey, an incredible house for an incredible family, am I right? But that's not why I called. There's trouble down at the waterfront. Nothing you can't handle. It's a perfect opportunity to ease yourself back into Super work. I'll send you the location now.
 * Mr. Incredible: No problem. We're on it.


 * Frozone: Wow, will you look at that? This is my stop!


 * Everlyn: So, what'ya say?
 * Elastigirl: What do I say...?
 * Deaver: Elastigirl!
 * Voyd: Oh wow, ah-- wow! Elastigirl. There you are. I-I didn't -- wow. C'mon, get yourself together, Karen.


 * Evelyn: Elastigirl, it's Evelyn. Bad news; not all the hovertrain track is built. There's about twenty-five miles, but at this speed, it's not gonna last long.


 * Elastigirl: Watch out!


 * Evelyn: My little gadget should take care of them for you.


 * Elastigirl: Come on, you can do this... That slowed me down. Gotta keep going!


 * Elastigirl: Whoo!


 * Elastigirl: Eeee, sorry about that!
 * Deaver: Win again! Elastigirl, I could not be happier! The footage looks amazing. Keep the great work. Do not let me distract you.
 * Elastigirl: Heads up!
 * Evelyn: We're getting some great footage here, by the way.
 * Elastigirl: The crane might help!
 * Evelyn: It's gonna be close. You think you'll make it?
 * Elastigirl: Only one way to find out! NO! DON'T IT'S GOING TOO...... ...Fast.


 * Helectrix: Oh, no! DUCK!!!!!!!! Ugh, uuugh, uuugh, uuuugh, uuugh.
 * Elastigirl: Are you alright? Let's find the brakes!
 * Helectrix: So, runaway train, huh?
 * Elastigirl: We're gonna have to build something to stop this train. First, we need to find materials! You ready, Helectrix?
 * Helctrix: Maybe...
 * Elastigirl: What's in here?
 * Hypnotised Passenger #2: I am in control here!
 * Elastigirl: Something's wrong... It's like they're hypnotized...
 * Hypnotised Passenger #2: Soon the whole city will be under my control!


 * Elastigirl: This is great, but we need more if we're gonna stop the train. We should check in the other cars.
 * Helectrix: Won't we need to bring them together first?
 * Elastigirl: You'er right. Good thinking, Helectrix. Let's find a way to do that. Nice job. You all right?


 * Elastigirl: Everyone stay here. We're going to stop the train.
 * Helectrix: Look! Is that the last piece?
 * Elastigirl: Yes, that's all we need. Time to get back on the roof.


 * Elastigirl: That should do the trick. Hold on to something! Your story better be good! Hey! HEY!


 * Ambassador: I am glad to see you back in your shiny outfit!


 * Waterfront Civilian #1: Elastigirl! Awesome new outfit!
 * Elastigirl: We really appreciate the support, but if you'll excuse us, we have somewhere we need to be.
 * Helectrix: Hi! Hi, there! Don't mind us. We're just a couple of awesome Supers, going about our business. All this attention is kinda great, don't you think?


 * Bob: No no NO--! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! You... have... POWERS!!! Yeah BABY! And there's not a scratch on you!


 * Elastigirl: How ya' holding up? Good, let's be Supers! Just don't look down!
 * Helectrix: Hmm hmm!


 * Elastigirl: We need to get to the other side. There should be a door over there!
 * Helecrix: Should be?
 * Elastigirl: Only one way to find out.


 * Elastigirl: Let's get that door off and see if we can blow the power to these screens.
 * Pilot: Elastigirl?! What are you doing here?!
 * Elastigirl: The Ambassador is in danger, which chopper is she-- LOOK OUT! We need to get to the Ambassador!


 * Elastigirl: Made it! Quick, climb across. We don't have much time!


 * Elastigirl: Just hold tight here. I'll swing across and see what I can do.


 * Elastigirl: The Ambassador's inside! We need to find a way to get in.
 * Helecrtix: We won't get past the engine easily. Maybe that computer could help?
 * Elastigirl: Great job, Helectrix. We should be able to jump around it now!
 * Helecrtix: Yeah, I'm starting to get the hang of this Super Stuff. I think.
 * Screenslaver: Nice entrance. Shame it'll be for nothing.


 * Hypnotised Security #7: I'm back, guys. Let's do this!
 * Elastigirl: Don't look at the screens.


 * Elastigirl: Helecritix, get these screens off now!


 * Pilot #2: Hey wait a minute, Waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


 * Violet: Boys are jerks and superheroes suck.
 * Bob: Good morning...!
 * Violet: He takes one look at me in that suit and decides to pretend he doesn't know me.
 * Bob: Well, if he really did see you, it's best that he forget. I can't tell you how many memories Dicker's had to erase over the years when--
 * Violet: It was Dicker! You told him about Tony....!
 * Bob: Honey--
 * Violet: You had me erased from Tony's mind!
 * Bob: I--well... ehh.. uh.
 * Violet: I HATE superheroes and I renounce them!


 * Deavor: Hey, the Ambassador made a big speech about superheroes today!
 * Helen: That's right.


 * Helen: Who are you?
 * Bob: Honey...? Honey...?
 * Helen: Hmn...? Oh good! Listen. Vi's going through this kind of weird thing with this kid named Tony...
 * Helen: -- I know how to get him!
 * Bob: Tony Rydinger??
 * Helen: Tony Ry--? No, Screenslaver. I need to go back. I need to go back now.


 * Pilot #3: Arrrrrrrrggghh!


 * Screensaver: The Screensaver interrupts this program for an important announcement.
 * Elastiirl: Gotcha. The scanner says this is the place. The Screensaver's somewhere inside.


 * Elastigirl: OK. This time, I think I can get us up there.


 * Elastigirl: This is our way in. You ready to catch the Screenslaver?
 * Reflux: Who? Oh, the Screenslaver! Yeah, him. Sure! Who is it? Wow! The Screenslaver is a real hoarder!
 * Elastgirl: Keep it down, we may not be alone... It did that on purpose.


 * Elastigirl: Hmm, I don't think anyone's home. And it looks like there's something in that cage he doesn't want us to see...
 * Reflux: Well, we better search this place quick. Just a matter of time before I've gotta rest my knees.
 * Elastigirl: I would NOT want to cook in here.
 * Reflux: That's a lot of pizza...


 * Elastigirl: You see anything useful?
 * Reflux: A generator. Don't worry, I got it.


 * Elastigirl: Yeah, um... We need to get to the other side of these shelves. What a mess. Reminds me of Dash's bedroom.


 * Elastigirl: Finally. There it is.
 * Reflux: Remind me never to ask the Svreenslaver to organize my garage.
 * Elastigirl: This is a strange contraption. Looks like it's missing a handle.


 * Elastigirl: Must be around here somewhere.
 * Reflux: That's gotta do something, right? Now what is this gizmo gonna do? Rip the cage open? Smash the floor and make us a tunnel?
 * Elastigirl: Let's see what the Screenslaver's keeping locked away in here.
 * Screenslaver: Elastigirl.
 * Reflux: ...and Reflux!


 * Screenslaver: Take a look of this.
 * Elastigirl: You've gotta be kidding me!


 * Bob: They said it was destroyed. ...they said it was - THAT'S MY CAR!
 * Elastigirl: There he is! Let's go!
 * Reflux: You're the boss... Coming through! Move! Move! We're chasing a criminal, sorry!


 * Elastigirl: You won't get away this time, Screenslaver!
 * Urbem Heights Civilian #1: Move it!
 * Reflux: Screen... slaver! You're... toast... when we... get you!
 * Screenslaver: Goodbye, Elastigirl! It's been fun.
 * Reflux: I'm here too, you know!


 * Elastigirl: I've got an idea! Push that block down for me.
 * Reflux: Look out below! Well need to build something to clear the way up there.
 * Elastigirl: Then let's build fast; he's getting away.
 * Reflux: That was incredible! I haven't had this much fun in years...
 * Elastigirl: That's nice, but we've gotta go, now!
 * Screenslaver: YOU?!
 * Elastigirl: You're gonna have to try harder than that to stop us!
 * Screenslaver: C'mon! C'mon! Open!
 * Reflux: We, were so close.
 * Elastigirl: It's not over. Let's move this elevator!
 * Reflux: Oh boy.
 * Screenslaver: NO!
 * Elastigirl: Actually, that would be yes. This is it, we're gonna catch him!
 * Reflux: Hopefully soon, because I'm getting a cramp.
 * Guy: Elastigirl?! Wh-what happened? Did I give you the wrong order or something? Y-you don't like anchovies, what?
 * Elastigirl: Really? You'd expect me to believe you're just a pizza guy?
 * Guy: Well, yeah. I mean, who did you think I am?!?
 * Bob: I'M DOING THE MATH, I'M FIXING THE BOYFRIEND AND KEEPING THE BABY FROM TURNING INTO A FLAMMING MONSTER!!!! HOW DO I DO IT???? BY ROLLING WITH THE PUNCHES, BABY!!!!! CUZ I'M MR. INREDIBLE!!!! I think I just need a little bit of me time. Then I'll be good to go.
 * Lucius: Oh, you need more than me time, Bob. You need major life realignment on a number of levels. You need some solid, outside-the-box thinking.
 * Edna Mode: Mm, highly unusual. Are you seeing this, Robert? Fascinating. You look ghastly.


 * Deaver: Attention! Attention... I want to thank everyone that came out tonight in support of superheroes. Leaders from more than a hundred of the world's top countries have agreed to MAKE SUPERHEROES LEGAL AGAIN! We'll gather superheroes and leaders from all over the planet on our boat, the EVERJUST, for a televisoned singing ceremony at sea! Oh well... in Rome!
 * Violet and Dash: Wow...! Yeeeah, baby!
 * Bob: Okay... good! Use the thing! See the-- that's the current readout.
 * Dash: He's THERE!


 * Elastigirl: Huh!... You startled me!
 * Voyd: Oh, hey, sorry. I noticed you slipped away. You seemed pre-occupied. Is everything okay?
 * Elastigirl: Yeah, I just needed a breather.
 * Voyd: Sure. Fancy stretching your legs? Oh, I mean sorry, I didn't mean, uh um...
 * Elastigirl: It's fine, Voyd. And, that would be great. C'mon. I actually haven't seen much of this place. Want to go look around?
 * Voyd: Absolutely!


 * Voyd: Oh, my portals! Sometimes I forget I can use them for stuff like this. You know, sneaky, mission-y stuff. Yay! Here we go. Soooo, what are we gonna build?


 * Elastigirl: Interesting.
 * Evelyn: Oh, so this is where you two are hiding. Voyd. I think Winston's looking for you.
 * Elastigirl: Funny.
 * Everlyn: What?
 * Elastigirl: One of Screenslaver's monitors is turned into my supercam-
 * Everylyn: What...?
 * Elastigirl: Isn't that the supercam closed circuit?
 * Everyln: It is.
 * Elastigirl: Then how come Screenslaver has it?
 * Everyln: Maybe he - hacked it...?
 * Elastigirl: What if the pizza guy is REALLY a pizza guy, but he has controlled by the screens built into his glasses.
 * Bob: Hello.
 * Evelyn: Elastigirl is in trouble.
 * Bob: What--?? What happened to her?
 * Evelyn: Sorry to tell you on the phone. Meet me on our ship at DEVTECH.
 * Dash: What's going on?
 * Violet: I dunno. But Dad called Lucius AFTER getting a call about Mom. Then left --
 * Dash: Hello.
 * Voyd: You kids aren't safe. The Deavers sent us to take you--
 * (Frozone arrives)
 * Frozone: Well isn't that redundant!! The Deavers just sent me here to guard the house. ... cuz' the kids aren't safe.
 * Helecrtix: Wanna put up a fight, huh? Fine But you WILL come with us!
 * Violet: Lucious! Jack-Jack's still in his room!
 * Frozone: Don't worry, we'll get him. After we deal wit this guy! Man, this place has everything.
 * Violet: We need to find power for this charger!
 * Dash: Uh, guys, he's literally throwing electricity at us!
 * Helecrtix: This may be a SHOCK, but you aren't going to get out of this one!
 * Frozone: Let's get this party started! Violet, would you do the honors?
 * Violet: Freeze him, Frozone! We've gotta get Jack-Jack!
 * Helectrix: Get them! Stop!
 * Frozone: C'mon, let's get Jack-Jack and get out of here.


 * Violet: Hurry up, Dash. Get in my force-field!
 * Dash: Okay. But where'd this gross stuff come from?
 * Frozone: I think we'll find out soon enough... All right. Let's see what else this house can do!
 * Dash: He's so loud!
 * Frozone: Then let's see how he likes surround sound.


 * Dash: What are we gonna do?
 * Frozone: Well, someone's gonna have to get up there, FAST! Know anybody who's FAST?
 * Dash: Oh! You mean ME? Right. Whooo! Whoa-oh!


 * Violet: We have to get Jack-Jack away from this!


 * Evelyn: Good news and bad news; we found her, she seems physically fien, but she's had encounter with Screenslaver and she's acing kind of strange. In here--
 * Mr. Incredible: Strange how? Helen?
 * Frozone: Dash! We gotta get to my car!
 * Victor Cachet: Oh, excuse me. The shrimp salad doesn't seem to agree with me. Anyway... Now... I have something very important that I'd like to ask you... Dessert by the pool, darling?


 * Dash: Don't worry. I called Dad's Incredible with the remote.
 * Frozone: Smart thinkin'! Now let's just try and stay alive long enough for it to get here.


 * Frozone: We need to get this guy down to our level.
 * Dash: What about Jack-Jack? He has lasers, right?!


 * Krushauer: Yarghhh! Noo!
 * Violet: It worked! Let's get him!


 * Frozone: These dudes aren't smart; there's gotta be a way to use their own attacks against them.


 * Violet: Another one! Keep going!


 * Frozone: Man, where is that Incredible?


 * Frozone: This is our chance! Let's get building!


 * Dash: So awesome! I wanna play!


 * Violet: We can't go to E's. You saw those goggles they put on Lucius. They've probably done the same to Mom...
 * Dash: Okay. No Mom, no Dad. No Lucius. But we have our powers. This car. Annnnnnnd... what?
 * Fast Food Waitress: There you go enjoy your meal.
 * Violet: Thank you!
 * Dash: Jack-Jack, extra hot sauce, just the way you like it. I need to stretch my legs. Wanna race to the boat?
 * Violet: Dash, be serious! We've gotta save Mom and Dad!
 * Dash: C'mon, Jack-Jack can e the judge! Betcha I win...
 * Violet: Fine. Ok, what just happened?
 * Dash: Aw man, it CAN turn into s boat! That thing's awesome! Still gonna beat you to the ship though.
 * Violet: Nearly there!


 * Dash: Wow. This car does anything I say.
 * Deaver: This is a momentous occasion. We agree to UNDO a bad decision, to make sure a few extraordinary gifted members of the world's many countries are treated fairly. To invite them, once again, to use their gifts to benefit the world. Thank you Ambassador, for your early and very CRUCAL support. I can't think of anyone more deserving than you, to be the first signature on the INTERNATIONAL SUPERHERO ACCORD!
 * Violet: Dash! Stop changing the car!
 * Evelyn: If my father had just thought for himself, instead of holding out to be saved by you people, he and my mother would be still alive today. When those robbers broke into our house, he just sat there clutching the end of the phone, waiting to be saved, instead of hiding to the safe room. Our sweet parents were fools to put their lives in anybody else's hands. Superheroes keep us weak.
 * Violet: We need to be stealthy. Dash, can you scout the ship without being seen?
 * Dash: On it! Found 'em! Left, left, second right, first left, right, second left, right, right, BIG right.
 * Jack-Jack: Mama! Mama..
 * Violet: Jack-Jack?! Did you hear that? Stay alert.


 * Voyd: You're going to crush them. What a surprise.
 * Violet: Those two again?! We gotta find Jack-Jack quick.


 * Violet: Great, the door didn't open. Guess we need to fry the electrics some other way.
 * Dash: Is it working yet?
 * Violet: You did it! Now let's go find Jack-Jack. C'mon, we need to catch up to Jack-Jack!
 * Dash: There's no way we can follow Jack-Jack with her watching! Awesome, thanks, Vi! Time for me to go exploring!
 * Violet: And distract her, remember?
 * Dash: Oh, right!
 * Krushauer: What is Voyd's problem with crushing? Crushing best thing there is.


 * Krushauer: What was that?! Voyd - possible intruders!
 * Dash: The coast is clear! Gotta get back to Violet! They're distracted1 C'mon, let's find Jack-Jack before they get back!
 * Violet: A little help here, Dash?


 * Dash: He's in an elevator! So... Who do you think has the coolest powers; Mom or Dad?
 * Violet: Focus, Dash! We have to find Jack-Jack.
 * Dash: I know. But he'll be fine, he has ALL the powers!
 * Violet: He's down there! Come on! Jack-Jack! There you are! I see you!


 * Dash: The doors locked!
 * Violet: I think Jack-Jack can help us with that.
 * Jack-Jack: (Giggles)
 * Dash: Way to go, Jack-Jack!
 * Violet:: Jack-Jack, what have you done?!
 * Jack-Jack: (Laughs)
 * Dash: Something could explode! We gotta get the fire out!


 * Dash: I wish Dad was here; there's no way I can pick THAT thing up!
 * Violet: You don't have to! SOME of us have multiple powers. Don't we, Jack-Jack?


 * Violet: Almost there! Just one more left.
 * Jack-Jack: (Babbles)


 * Dash: You need more...
 * Violet: I know! So jump in here! We'er running out of time! That's it!


 * Deaver: Group photo, c'mon! Group photo, everyone! Squeeze in, that's it! Historic occasion; everyone smile!
 * Elastigirl: Years of mandated and hiding and silence have made us bitter! YOU BRING US INTO THE LIGHT ONLY TO CLEAN UP THE MESSES YOUR LACK OF DISCIPINE CREATES!
 * Mr. Incredible: YOUR BODIES AND YOUR CHARACTER ARE WEAK! YOUR PROMISES ARE EMPTY! AND YOU WILL PAY FOR IT!
 * Frozone: WE NO LONGER SERVE YOU! WE SERVE ONLY US! MAY THE FITTEST SURVIVE!
 * Brentley: Well... we, um - some very alarming moments there, before the, uh... technical diffoicutities, please bear with us...
 * Violet: Wow, we've got such a great role models.
 * Dash: They taught me all I know.
 * Elastigirl: Kids?! Ho'd you find... Never mind! The Screenslaver wants to discredit all supers! She's set the ship on a collision course that'll destroy the city!
 * Mr. Incredible: It's too late. The world doesn't need Supers anymore. Soon you will all understand.
 * Elastigirl: Lucius and your father are under her control. We have to get those goggles off them and steer the ship to safety!
 * Frozone: Those no way you'll stop this ship. I won't let the Supers save the day. Your attempts to stop us are weak!
 * Elastigirl: Luicius, it's us!
 * Violet: Don't think he can hear us, Mom!
 * Mr. Incredible: Snap out of it! Work through the pain!
 * Elastigirl: I'm so glad he never go that looked at.
 * Mr. Incredible: When the ship crashes into the city, everyone will HATE Supers forever! Get over here, you little brats!
 * Elastigirl: Don't listen to him; that is not your father speaking!
 * Frozone: Freeze! Supers have made people WEAK! It's time for all Supers to go!
 * Elastigirl: That's not Lucius talking, kids; it's the Screenslaver. You won't get away with this, Evelyn! The world NEEDS Supers!
 * Mr. Incredible: Anybody want to play catch?!
 * Frozone: Watch out below!
 * Elastigirl: We've gotta find a way to steer this ship to safety!
 * Violet: It's kinda hard to do anything while we're fighting Dad and Lucius!
 * Dash: We;re under attack the ship's about to crash, and everyone's lives are in my hands... This is so cool!
 * Frozone: Heads up!
 * Dash: I'll... shut the engines off! Yeah! I am so smart. Hope Mr. Deaver knows some good engineers!
 * Elastigirl: That wasn't enough, we're still heading to shore!
 * Violet: Ouch! Lucius is gonna need some ice for that later. Never thought I'd be doing this...
 * Elastigirl: Jump in! We need to freeze your father.
 * Violet: This is so weird.
 * Elastigirl: We need to move quickly, before he wakes up.
 * Voyd: Back up has arrived. Let me help you live up to your name, Mr. Incredible.
 * Elastigirl: Hey, Lucius, you're back with us?
 * Frozone: Sorry about this, Bob, but we gotta get those goggles off you! Trust me. They aren't a good look.
 * Mr. Incredible: IT'S SHOWTIME!
 * Evelyn: Phase three! GO ON PHASE THREE! NOOO! Stop her! Stop Elastigirl! Ohhhhhhhh Super!
 * Victor Cachet: Would you do me the honor, my dear, of being my - Seriously!?!
 * Dash: Hey what about turning the boat?!
 * Mr. Incredible: The steering's been destroyed.
 * Frozone: The steering's been destroyed?
 * Violet: Dash means from outside!
 * Dash: Yeah!
 * Evelyn: The fact that you saved the city, doesn't make you right.
 * Elastigirl: I think there are thousands of people who'd disagree, Evelyn. As long as there are villains like you around, the world will always need Supers like us to stop you.
 * Evelyn: You're wrong, I don't know why these fools put their trust in you.
 * Elastigirl: Well, don't worry. Where you are going, you'll have plenty of time to figure it out.
 * Evelyn: And one, two, three, you're back in the room. That's it folks, the show's over.
 * Judge: - and in recognition of the extraordinary service they have demonstrated, the legal status of superheroes is hereby restored.
 * Bob: Huh!
 * Helen: What is it, honey?
 * Bob: Well, after all we've been through, we still end up sitting in front of a big screen.
 * Helen: Yeah, you'd think we'd know better.
 * Police Dispatch #1: High-speed pursuit, northound on San Pablo. Suspected described as a handbag-snatching non-veral clown. Careful out there, people, it's a MIME field.


 * Mr. Incredible: You know, you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that's not what you had in mind. Elastigirl.
 * Elastigirl: Mr. Incredible.


 * Elastigirl: Honey!
 * Mr. Incredible: We've still got time. Phew, he's alive.
 * Elastigirl: He's got transportation. Quick, we need to move.
 * Mr. Incredible: Bomb Voyage's men?! What are they doing here?
 * Elastigirl: Well, we can't ask them; mimes are silent. At least we won't have to listen to them while we capture 'em!
 * Mr. Incredible: Alright, looks like we got two options here.
 * Elastigirl: Let's get that platform back down and follow him.
 * Mr. Incredible: It's a big hotel, I'm sure they're insured for this sorta thing.
 * Elastigirl: Don't worry, I can reach it from here... as a stretch.


 * Mr. Incredible: Hey, hey, hey, you better not catch him alone: I saw him first!
 * Elastigirl: Relax, I'm coming back to get you, hold on.
 * Frozone: Hey, Incredible, Elastigirl! Shouldn't you two avoid seeing each other today?
 * Elastigirl: We're being a little FLEXILE with tradition.
 * Frozone: Ha, catch you later! Don't be late!
 * Elastigirl: Frozone's a great guy. I hope he finds somebody special.
 * Mr. Incredible: He's getting the jump on us. I may need to reschedule my evening plans.
 * Elastigirl: Ha, ha, very funny.
 * Mr. Incredible: The bank alarm? There's a robbery underway!
 * Elastigirl: Bomb Voyage's men! They have must been heading to the bank!
 * Mr. Incredbile: Of course. I guess it's time fo rus to go make a withdrawl.


 * Elastigirl: Okay, there's the bank. We'll need to build something to get across.
 * Mr. Incredible: Whatever it is, we gotta do it fast. If I know Bomb Voyage, he's already spent half the city's money on new berets.
 * Elastigirl: Hey, I think I could make it across here.


 * Elastigirl: I'm coming back over. We nearly to do this?
 * Mr. Incredible: C'mon. Hurry up and help us out! I gotta get a jeweler after this. All right, looks like we got what we need. Let's go make a deposit.
 * Elastigirl: You said we were making a withdrawl. So, which pun are we going with?
 * Mr. Incredible: Uh, both. We deposit ourselves in the bank, then we withdraw the bad guys.
 * Elastigirl: Right... Ugh! I can't get across! Okay, you go crack the bad guy, and I'll go get ready for that thing later.
 * Mr. Incredible: Get ready? You look great!
 * Elastigirl: Oh, Bob. I mean, Mr. Incredible... Now hurry up and stop Bomb Voyage!
 * Mr. Incredible: Don't worry, I won't be long; it's just a matter of mime. Wait a minute. Bomb Voyage.
 * Bomb Voyage: Mr. Incredible.
 * Incrediboy: And Incrediboy!
 * Mr. Incredible: Huh? Who are you supposed to be?
 * Incrediboy: Well, I'm Incrediboy!
 * Mr. Incredible: What? No! You're that kid from the fan club. Brophy, B-Buddy, Bu-Buddy. Buddy!
 * Incrediboy: My name is Incrediboy. I am your number one fan.
 * Mr. Incredible: And now you have officially carried too far--. Great! All right, stay behind me, Buddy, and don't do anything stupid. I'll get us out of this.
 * Incrediboy: Don't worry, Mr. Incredible. I can be super too!
 * Mr. Incredible: Yeah, super annoying! Now watch out!
 * Bomb Voyage: Good luck, Mr. Incredible and your incredible puppy.
 * Mr. Incredible: You're slowing down, Buddy. This is serious business. Live are at stake.
 * Incrediboy: I can help! Honestly! I've followed all your missions, seen all your interviews; I know everything there is about you! I am Incrediboy!
 * Mr. Incredible: No. You're just a kid. I don't want you interfering and getting hurt.
 * Incrediboy: My toaster is always breaking. Do bad guys rob banks because crime doesn't pay?
 * Mr. Incredible: Sure, Buddy. Why not. Buddy, I told you not to mess with anything! What've you done?!
 * Incrediboy:I don't know! But if we actually worked together we would've caught him boy now!
 * Mr. Incredible: Enough, Buddy. I work alone. You again! You won't get away this time! He's using the bank's security against us. We've got to be very careful here.
 * Incrediboy: That was awesome! Mr. Incredible and Incrediboy fighting side by side.
 * Mr. Incredible: You're not affiliated with me! Lasers! They're really dangerous, Buddy. Don't let them touch you.
 * Incrediboy: Lasers schmasers. It'll take some than that to stop Incrediboy and Mr. Incredible!
 * Mr. Incredible: This is a good workout. Buddy, watch out for the lasers. I need to get you home in one piece. What are you doing, Buddy? You'll hurt yourself!
 * Incrediboy: I'm helping! See! I'm pretty good!
 * Mr. Incredible: Enough with the games, Bomb Voyage. I find it a-maze-ing that you think this will stop me!
 * Incrediboy: Ha! Good one, Mr. Incredible. 'Cause we're in a maze!
 * Mr. Incredible: Buddy, you still with me? Don't get lost.
 * Incrediboy: I'm right here, Mr. Incredible! He's really throwing down the "gauntlet" with this new maze, huh? Oh boy, another gadget! I can definitely figure out this one.
 * Mr. Incredible: Buddy, we don't have time for more mistakes! I have a very important event to get to tonight! Hold on!
 * Bomb Voyage: No! I will not e beaten by an ape and a baby!
 * Incrediboy: I'll got get the police.
 * Mr. Incredible: No... STOP! There's a bomb! Take this one home. And make sure his mom knows what he's been doing.
 * Incrediboy: I can help you! You're making a mista-Hey!
 * Mr. Incredible: I'm late!
 * (At Wedding)
 * Helen: Cutting it kinda close, don't ya think?
 * Bob: You need to be more flexible.


 * Helen: You know that, don't you?
 * Bob: I do.
 * Priest: I pronunce this couple, husband and wife.
 * Helen: As long as we both shall live, no matter what happens.
 * Bob: Hey come on, we're superheroes. What could happen?
 * News Reporter: In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued... ...by the victims of the L-train accident. Incredible's court losses the Government millions. And opened the floodgates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over. Under tremendous public pressure... ... the government quietly infiltrated the Superhero Relocation Program. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. Quiet and anonlymously continuing to make the world a better place.
 * Bob: Gazerbeam.
 * Helen: Do you have to read at the table?
 * Bob: Yeah.
 * Helen: Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes! So, how 'bout you, Vi? How was school?
 * Violet: Nothing to report.
 * Helen: You've hardly touched your food.
 * Violet: I'm not hungry for giant hamburger.
 * Helen: Well, what are you hungry for?
 * Dash: Tony Rydinger.
 * Violet: Shut up, you little insect!
 * Dash: Well, she is!
 * Helen: Do not shut at the table!
 * Dash: She'd eat it if we were having Tony Burgers.
 * Violet: That's it!
 * Dash: Ow! Hey, no force-fields!
 * Helen: Bob! Don't just stand there! Intervene!
 * Bob: You want me to intervene? Ok! I'm intervening. I'm intervening!
 * Dash: Hey, Lucius!
 * Lucius: Hey, Speedo. Hey, Helen.
 * Bob: I'll be back later.
 * Helen: Hey, where are you two going?
 * Bob: It's Wednesday.
 * Helen: Right. Bowling night.
 * Lucius: Good night, kids!
 * Policeman: ...This is Municiberg three, we have a 23-56 in progress, calling for assistance.
 * Bob: 23-56? What is that? Robbery? Yeah, robbery. You wanna catch a robber?
 * Lucius: This is just sad. We're gonna get caught.
 * Bob: Wo-hooo! WoooooHooo! YeHaaaaa! C'mon, Lucius. Cheer up! Over.
 * Lucius: This is just embrassing, man. Driving round like this. Oh, and don't say "Over" after every sentence, it gets annoying fast.
 * Bob: Lighten up. I mean hey, maybe Baron Von Ruthless is back! You guys were best buds, right?
 * Lucius: Oh man! Remember that time, he trapped me in his castle? A Castle! I mean the ego on this guy! I'm sneaking through his lair, minding my own business, where out of nowhere he blasts me through a wall!
 * Bob: Looks awful quiet, did we miss it?
 * Policeman: 23-56 was a false alarm. All officers stand down.
 * Lucius: Consider this is a sign. Now, let's just go bowling, man.
 * Policeman: Officers require back up at a 23-19, downtown Municiberg.
 * Bob: Jackpot! Back up is on the way, boys!
 * Lucius: Fine! But five bucks says it's wrapped up when we get there.
 * Bob: You're on!


 * Bob: Aw man, the cops already caught him!
 * Lucius: I'll say it again - this is sad.
 * Bob: But I miss it, Lucius. Helping people. It was my purpose.
 * Lucius: Bob, your family is your purpose now.
 * Bob: Why can't it be both?


 * Bob: Hear that? We're helping somebody before we can go home. C'mon.


 * Bob: Don't worry. We'll help you get little Squeaker back, won't we Lucius?
 * Lucius: Oh yeah, of course! Happy to help.
 * Old Lady: Thank you so much.
 * Bob: This shouldn't take so long.
 * Lucius: Just be cool. Just be cool...


 * Old Lady: Thank you so much for helping us!
 * Policeman: We have a report on a fire, downtown Munciberg. Civlians still inside.
 * Bob: A fire! We're close! Yeah baby! What happened? How many people are still inside?
 * Concierage: How many people? I'm afraid we are very busy today, gentlemen. Do you have reservations?
 * Lucius: Yeah! Reservations about this hotel staying up much longer! There's no water in the air! I'm out of ice!


 * Bob: Sir, you need to leave now. The building is on fire!


 * Bob: Come on, Lucius, we gotta act fast. We need to get everybody out. Wait a minute. We may also to deal with some unwelcome guests along the way. COME ON! LET'S GO!
 * Lucius: Saving people AND fighting off thieves? These things are never easy, are they?
 * Hotel Maid: Thank you, sir! Phew, now I'm finally free to panic! Arghhhhhhh!
 * Lucius: Hmmmmm, tepid water... but at least I've got some power back! Come with us. We've got some people to save, but we'll keep you safe.
 * Business Man: Oh tank you. After being in a fire today, getting fired it's the last thing I need!
 * Bob: Watch out! Everyody back! Is it me or is it hot in here? Lucius, look!
 * Lucius: Don't worry, ma'am! We're here to save you!
 * Bob: You're starting to enjoy this aren't you?
 * Lucius: Maybe. A little, yeah.


 * Bob: Just sit tight, sir. We're working on getting you out of there.
 * Lucius: C'mon, Bob. I'd rather not get trapped in here! Honey would never forgive me!


 * Lucius: You're absolutely right, ma'am. I'm just gonna grab a drink and we'll be n our way.


 * Lucius: Ok, Bob, let's get these folksto safety. Watch your step, people!
 * Bob: All right, stay right on my tail! This is gonna get hot! Lucius?
 * Lucius: It's fine. You've got a soft landing. Go-go-GO! Glad we go those people to safety, but that might not be everybody.
 * Bob: You're right. We better pick up the pace. It's getting dangerous in here.
 * Lucius: Oh, it's only getting dangerous now? So collapsing floors and figting thieves before was completely safe?


 * Lucius: How are we gonna get outta here?
 * Bob: Don't worry, I got this "in hand".
 * Lucius: Woo! That was actually pretty fun!
 * Bob: Be careful, Lucius. Honey's gonna want you home in one piece.


 * Lucius: Come on. We'll get you out of here. Phew, I'm alive...
 * Bob: Everythng OK over there?
 * Lucius: Just grabbing a drink. I'll be right back.


 * Lucius: Yes! More water! I'm all filled up. Let's do this. Time to fight fire with ice.
 * Bob: I can't hold it up and climb underneath. I'm gonna need a hand, Lucius.
 * Lucius: I can't hold that up! Who do you think I am? Meta Man?
 * Bob: Use your power, genius! Nice work, Lucius.
 * Lucius: More like "ice" work?


 * Lucius: All right, let's get you down from there!
 * Bob: This light looks pretty fragile. I wonder how many pieces I can smash it into?
 * Lucius: Aha! Got it! Argh! Where's the Splashdown when you need him?! Or even Blazestone. Either of those Supers would be great right now.


 * Bob: Hey, Lucius? You still wanna go bowling?
 * Lucius: Sure, but first I'd like to get out of this burning building!
 * Bob: Two birds, one stone, my friend. Hey, we get to go bowling, after all!
 * Lucius: Is that everybody?
 * Bob: Yeah, that's everyone. Uh oh. Oh good.
 * Lucius: Oh wow... that ain't right.
 * Cop: Freeze!


 * Cop: I said FREEZE!


 * Bob: Uh. OK. Would... you like... me to... help... you... with... that?
 * Lucius: This is NOT good, Bob.
 * Bob: Relax. We just stay cool and drive home like nothing happened.
 * Lucius: Err, I don't know if you've noticed, Bob, ut the police set up road blocks up because they're looking for jewelry thieves!
 * Bob: Well, I guess it's good that we have certain ADVANTAGES to help us in situlations like this.
 * Lucius: Whatever it takes, man, just don't make me try and explain this to Honey from jail!


 * Lucius: WATER we gonna do to get out of here?
 * Bob: What are you waiting for? Freeze that puddle, quick!


 * Bob: Nice! Now, get back in your car and let's ramp things up! All right! Time to jump that thing! Woo-hoo! Wooo, Way to go!
 * Lucius: That was way too close.


 * Bob: That man out there! He needs help!


 * Bob: I'll be right back.
 * Mr. Huph: Stop right now or you're fired!
 * Bob: He got away. Uh-oh.
 * Robot Voice: Match: Mr. Incredible. Commence message.
 * Mirage: Hello, Mr. Incredible. My name is Mirage. I represent a top secret division of the government, designing and testing experimental technology, and we have need of your unique abilities. Something has happened at our remote testing facility. A highly experimental prototype robot has escaped our control.
 * Helen: Honey. Dinner's ready.
 * Mirage: It threatens to cause incalculable damage. This mission does not, nor will it ever, exist. If you accept, your payment will be triple your current annual salary. Call the number of the card. Voice-matching will be used to ensure security. The Supers aren't gone, Mr. Incrdile. You can still do great things. Or... you can listen to police scanners. Think about it.
 * Robot Voice: This message will self-destruct.
 * Bob: Uh-oh. I'm in.
 * (Frozone arrives)
 * Frozone: Don't tell me. 'The Supers aren't gone, you can still do great things'.
 * Mr. Incredible: Hey, why didn't you tell me you were going on a mission?
 * Frozone: Cause you've got a family, Bob! They need you more than some secret government group. Plus, I didn't wanna split the money.
 * Mr. Incredible: Don't worry. I'll be a breeze. We'll be back home in no time. And I'm pretty sure they budgeted for both of us.
 * Frozone: Let me glide over and get that vine. Does the wildlife seem a little strange to you?
 * Mr. Incredible: Yeah, I can't say I've ever seen a bird like that before.
 * Frozone: You can swing across now!
 * Mr. Incredible: Frozone to the rescue!
 * Frozone: "Frozone". I've missed hearing that name. Huh, I'm a little surprised tose vines held you!
 * Mr. Incredible: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
 * Frozone: Err, they just looked kinda spindly, that's all.
 * Mr. Incredible: Yeah, nice save.
 * Frozone: Hey, you know who would have loved this island? Stratogale! I mean, she could talk to birds, man! She'd be having a field day out here!
 * Mr. Incredible: Oh yeah! She was one smart kid!
 * Frozone: Yep. She told me seagulls were the worst to talk to. They're all "me meme" or "Mine mine mine". Never trusted those birds anyway.
 * Mr. Incredible: Wonder if she could've spoken Robot Parrot? That would've come in handy.
 * Frozone: Yep. Stratogale. She was a classic. Phew, that was close!
 * Mr. Incredible: Wow it was actually armed with more old parts. Look, more scorch marks!
 * Frozone: Maybe we weren't the first Supers sent out here.
 * Mr. Incredible: Yeah. Gazerbeam might've been here after all! So we are redirecting the water from the falls because...
 * Frozone: BECAUSE I've had a Super idea, that's why! Right now, that that's done, let's knock down these chutes and get to the other side.
 * Mr. Incredible: Yep, we've got some tree surgery to do. I'll handle this. I landscaped our entire garden last summer.
 * Frozone: You mowed the lawn, Bob. That's it.
 * Mr. Incredible: Frozone, watch out! Woahh!
 * Frozone: Argh! C'mon, man!
 * Mr. Incredible: Oh, sorry Zone.
 * Frozone: It got us good!
 * Mr. Incredible: Yeah, well it's the last time we'll let that thing get the jump on us. It's Showt-arghhh!
 * Frozone: This is kinda fun!
 * Mr. Incredible: At least one of us is enjoying themselves!
 * Frozone: You still OK over there?
 * Mr. Incredible: Battered, bruised, feeling kinda nauseous - yep, all good!
 * Frozone: Cool, 'cause we're about to free fall!
 * Mr. Incredible: What? You're kidding, right?
 * Frozone: Wish I was!
 * Mr. Incredible: Uh-oh. Lucius! I could use some help in here!
 * Frozone: Yeah! Well, I'm kind of dealing with my own problem! So I guess we found wat we've been looking for! All right, you oversized bowling ball, what've you got? Here we go! The pitcher's on the mound... Whoo! Frozone one, expensive smart robot zero! Brace yourself, Bob!
 * Mr. Incredible: I need to build something to get us out of here. But first, let's deal with you. It's showtime!
 * Frozone: If it's eye-thingy pops out, HIT IT!
 * Mr. Incredible: Great EYEdea, Frozone! That's it! Now's my time to strike. Ah ha! Take that! Get an eyeful of that! No so smart now, huh? Right. Time to build our way out of here. Enjoy your swim.
 * Frozone: So what's the big idea to get us out of here?
 * Mr. Incredible: Remember Captain Cuckoo?
 * Frozone: Oh man, how could I not!
 * Mr. Incredible: Well, every time his clock went off, it attracted pretty much all the birds in the tri-state area, right?
 * Frozone: Yeah?
 * Mr. Incredible: I'm thinking that's how we get these parrots of our backs. What a thing of beauty! Maybe I should build Helen one... Now, let's turn their robo-feathered friends against 'em! A little help here?
 * Frozone: It's time to chill out!
 * Mr. Incredible: Thanks Frozone. I owe ya one. Let's finish this.
 * Frozone: Man, we might be a little out of shape. But we still got it!
 * Mr. Incredible: Yeah, we won, but only by the seat of our pants.
 * Frozone: Speaking of pants.
 * Mr. Incredible: What?!... Oh.
 * Frozone: Only one designer can fix that! Maybe she could take it out a little, too.
 * Mr. Incredible: What's that supposed to mean?!
 * Frozone: Nothin'. We're good!
 * Syndrome: Impressive! Captain Cuckoo's old Swiss Clock counterattack! We'll have to bring him back.
 * Edna Mode: Hmm. This is megamesh. Outmoded, but very sturdy. And you've torn right through it! What have you been doing, Robert?
 * Bob: E, I just need a patch job.
 * Edna Mode: Darling, ah, you can't be seen in this. I won't allow it! You need a new suit. That much is certain.
 * Bob: Wait. You want me to make a new suit?
 * Edna Mode: You push too hard, darling. But I accept. It will be bold. Dramatic! Heroic!
 * Bob: Yeah, something classic, like er... Dynaguy! Oh! He had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots...
 * Edna Mode: No capes!
 * Bob: Isn't that my decision?
 * Edna Mode: No capes! Now go on. Your new suit will be finished before your next assignment.
 * Bob: You know I'm retired from hero work.
 * Edna Mode: As am I, Robert. Yet, here we are!
 * Lucius: It's too early, Bob, I can't keep doing this.
 * Bob: Oh no. Are you a little "frosty" this morning?
 * Lucius: Nice, Bob, never heard that one before.
 * Bob: Come on! Let's go put the 'train' into 'weight training'?
 * Lucius: One time, can we actually go bowling? One time?!
 * Bob: Time to train with some trains! Don't worry, Lucius, I've got these.
 * Lucius: You're right you have. And would you stop with the train puns? It's early, Bob! Early! Keep going, Bob! Nice work!
 * Bob: Thanks for the motivation. Sure you don't wanna give it a try?
 * Lucius: No, I do not. I'm FROZONE, not... Strong-zone. This is your thing.
 * Bob: So you don't care about staying fit?
 * Lucius: Hey, I know when I need to hit the gym and when to CHILL, thank you very much!
 * Bob: Woah, watch out! (Sighs) Now, how am I gonna get this up into place?
 * Lucius: Looks like I didn't just come to watch, after all. Let me help. You see in the paper? Gazerbeam's STILL missing?
 * Bob: I hope he's OK. Simon's a great guy. Helping out Supers as a lawyer; he was saving lives in and out of his Super Suit.
 * Lucius: Maybe he's just off having fun in a sun-drenched resort somehow? Ya know, palm trees. Coconuts.
 * Bob: The Gazerbeam I knew was solid, but fun was not his thing. Alright, here we go. Wanna see me lift both of these? E, I only need a patch job... for sentimental reasons...
 * Helen: Edna.
 * Syndrome: It's bigger! It's badder! Ladies and gentlemen, it's too much for Mr. Incredible! Whoa, whoa, WHOA! It's finally ready. After you thrashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Sure it was difficult, but you are worth it. I mean, after all... I am your biggest fan.
 * Mr. Incredible: Buddy?
 * Syndrome: My name is not - Buddy! And it's not Incrediboy either. I'm Syndrome, your nemesis. Oh, brilliant. Try this one one for size, big boy.
 * Mr. Incredible: Huh? WHOA!
 * Gazerbeam: Who are you? What are you doing here?
 * Mr. Incerdible: Gazerbeam! You're alive! I was worried about you.
 * Gazerbeam: Wait... Do I... Do I know you?
 * Mr. Incredible: Of course you do. It's me - Bob! Mr. Incredible?
 * Gazerbeam: Mr. Incredible? ...Yes, yes I remember you... Bob?
 * Mr. Incredible: Yes, Bob! ...You don't sound so sure... are you okay, Simon?
 * Gazerbeam: Huh well... I took a knock to the coconut, amnesia maybe? It must have been during one of my many fierce with those relentless robots.
 * Mr. Incredible: That's it! We gotta stop the guy who built those things. Well, pal, you up for a bit of Super work?
 * Gazerbeam: Yeah ok, a bit of fresh air would be good.
 * Mr. Incredible: That's the spirit!
 * Gazerbeam: Yeah! I feel better already, Bob!
 * Mr. Incredible: That's great! Come on let's go! That's it, this way, there we go...
 * Nomanisan Island Goon #1: I can't keep track of all these tracks!
 * Nomanisan Island Goon #2: Don't look at me! Tomorrow's the big day. We need to be sure everything is perfect or Syndrome will go berserk!
 * Mr. Incredible: The pods all have their own colors. Looks like we have to juggle 'em around.
 * Gazerbeam: Yes, this is coming back to me now.
 * Mr. Incredible: There we go. Now we're getting somewhere! Great job, Gazerbeam!
 * Gazerbeam: As we are unable to move through metal, I must open it. Stand back. I am operating my powerful and incredibly hot laser!
 * Mr. Incredible: Do your thing, Gazerbeam... Just do it quietly.
 * Gazerbeam: Success! Doors and uncooperative coconuts are no match for the heat of my laser!
 * Mr. Incredible: Woah, keep it down. We don't wanna get spotted.
 * Nomanisan Island Goon #1: What?! Supers?! Get them!
 * Nomanisan Island Goon #2: Or Syndrome is gonna get us!
 * Nomanisan Island Announcer: Thank you for your hard work in making Syndrome's plan a reality.
 * Mr. Incredible: There's a ledge up there to the right. Let's get you onto that. You always were as agile as a cat.
 * Gazerbeam: I remember being very scared on this narrow ledge before. We are going the right way.
 * Nomanisan Island Goon #1: Intruders! We can't let them put us behind schedule. Get 'em!
 * Nomanisan Island Goon #2: But keep the lasers switched on! We're grilling burgers on those later!
 * Gazerbeam: It's time to switch off those treacherous lasers.
 * Mr. Incredible: Good work, Gazerbeam. You are a Master of Lasers! Now, get back down here.
 * Gazerbeam: I do not control all lasers, just the one in my head.
 * Mr. Incredible: This place is huge. Let me help you get across here.
 * Gazerbeam: Throw yourself over, Mr. Incredible. We must advance quickly.
 * Mr. Incredible: Or... you could build something to get me across.
 * Nomanisan Island Goon #1: What are these guys wearing? Huh?! They're Supers!
 * Nomanisan Island Goon #3: I knew I should've gone to play pool with the other guys!
 * Mr. Incredible: Looks like we're going up. A wall of lava? That is incredible.
 * Gazerbeam: No, Mr. Incredible. You are incredible. This is just the work of that villain, Syndrome. Now, that's the Simon I remember! Do you recall coming this way?
 * Gazerbeam: I certainly came through here. Though how I made it any farther, I do not know.
 * Mr. Incredible: Okay. Let's figure out a way to get through this lava without bursting into flames. Well, this is a dining table after all! Let's ring for service. Yeah, baby! Now we've something tow work with. Thanks, Gazerbeam. A giant logo... His ego is almost as big as his hair. An "S". No prizes for guessing what that stands for.
 * Gazerbeam: S or Stanley! Or salmon?
 * Mr. Incredible: Syndrome...
 * Gazerbeam: Who now?
 * Mr. Incredible: Alright, look, we got what we need. Time to build something to get us through that lava.
 * Gazerbeam: Great, a staff member! Excuse me, sir, do you know where we can find Syndrome's plans? Your silence speaks volumes. This should solve our little lava problem.
 * Mr. Incredible: What is this place?
 * Gazerbeam: That control center. Yes, we must get across to that computer over there.
 * Mr. Incredible: Ok, Gazerbeam, I trust you. These must operate a walkway of some kind...
 * Gazerbeam: Hmmm, they don't all look operational.
 * Nomanisan Island Goon #1: Is that... Mr. Incredible?
 * Nomanisan Island Goon #2: Yeah, and Gazerbeam! Don't raise the alarm! We can take care of these two has-beens.
 * Mr. Incrdible: We can't get spotted again. Stay behind the crates so the guards don't see us.
 * Gazerbeam: Good idea. I believe that traditionally, people are unable to see through solid, opaque objects.
 * Mr. Incredible: Huh? What? Uhh, just be stealthy and don't get spotted. Ok, Gazerbeam. I should be able to get you up there.
 * Gazerbeam: Sorry, gentlemen, but you can't see me. We are being stealthy.
 * Nomanisan Island Goon #3: Huh? What are you talking about? Get him!
 * Mr. Incredible: Now, find a way to get me up there before more guards spot us.
 * Gazerbeam: Problem solved.
 * Mr. Incredible: Still no control station. Guess we'll have to figure out how to get across that way.
 * Gazerbeam: If those cannons weren't operational, I could pretend they were branches and swing across.
 * Mr. Incredible: Thanks, Gazerbeam. I'm on my way! I've got this one.
 * Nomanisan Island Goon #1: Intruders! Don't let them get to the controls!
 * Mr. Incredble: Hopefully, this will help us to get across to that main console. Wow, someone went to a lot of trouble to keep that computer private!
 * Gazerbeam: That is the largest tree I have ever seen. Mr. Incredible, we must climb it. This is starting to feel familiar.
 * Mr. Incredible: Great job. Just keep going!
 * Gazerbeam: Do not resist me, tree! I mean you no harm! Keep your defensive sap for the real threats. I made it. Nature truly is remarkable.
 * Mr. Incredible: Nature didn't make these cannons. Syndrome's keeping that compuet console well protected. We got more cannons. Be careful. We're so close to the top.
 * Gazerbeam: Tree, I'm afraid we must perform surgery on you.
 * Mr. Incredible: Let's just see what controls are behind there.
 * Gazerbeam: Our final challenge before this tree opens its secrets to us.
 * Mr. Incredible: Gazerbeam, it's made of metal and several stories high! This is not a tree. C'mon, we have concentrate.
 * Gazerbeam: I think I'm fluent in techno mumbo-jumbo now. I'll look at that.
 * Mr. Incredible: Are you seeing a... giant hand?
 * Gazerbeam: Don't be absurd, Mr. Incredible. If is some kind of robotic device that controls the direction placement of the walkaway.
 * Mr. Incredible: Sure. Yeah, of course.
 * Secretary: Mr. Parr no longer works at Insuricare.
 * Helen: What do you mean? He's on a business trip. A company retreat.
 * Secretary: Hmmm, my records say his employment was terminated almost two months ago.
 * Helen: Is this helping? Are you sure this thing's working, Edna?
 * Edna Mode: Yes, darling. We already have his coordinates. We can stop now.
 * Helen: Oh, I am such an idiot. I let this happen, you know. The new sports car, the getting in shape, the blonde hair, THE LIES! And now I'm losing him. Oh, what do I do? What do I do?
 * Edna Mode: What are you talking about?
 * Helen: Hmmm?
 * Edna Mode: You are Elastigirl! Pull - yourself - together! What will you do? Is-is this a question?! You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible and you will remind him who you are! Come darling, don't be tedious. We have much to discuss.
 * Helen: If we know where Bob is, why are we still talking?
 * Edna Mode: Yes, words are useless. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! Too much of it, darling. Too much! That is why I show you my work. That is why you are here. Edna Mode. And guest.
 * Helen: I appreciate all of this, E, but what's going on?
 * Edna Mode: Come. Sit. What?!
 * Helen: Everything alright, here?


 * Helen: There it is. Just push it into place. Thank you for bringing me down here, E, but I really have to fo find Bob.
 * Edna Mode: This project has completely confiscated my life, darling. Consumed me as only hero work as only hero work can. Finally! We are ready to begin. Go. Sit. Cream and sugar? As you will see these suits are completely indestructible. Well darling, what do you think?
 * Helen: Are they machine washable? And tumble dry? Suug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.
 * Snug: What d'ya need?
 * Helen: A jet. What do you got that's fast?


 * Syndrome: I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help? "Help me, help me." All right, who do you contact?!
 * Mr. Incredible: Contact? What are you talking about?
 * Syndrome: Play the transmission.


 * Elastigirl: Violet!
 * Violet: It's not my fault! Dash ran away, and I knew I'd get blamed for it and I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane--
 * Dash: That's not true!
 * Elastigirl: Dash?!
 * Violet: ...so I came here and you closed the doors before I could find him and then you took off and IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
 * Dash: You said, "Something's up with Mom. We have to find out what." It was your idea! Your idea! Hundred-percent-all-yours-all-the-time-idea!
 * Elastigirl: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You left JACK-JACK alone?!
 * Violet: Yes, Mom, I'm completely stupid. Of course we got a sitter! Do you think I'm totally responsible? Thanks a lot!
 * Dash: No, we got someone, Mom. Someone great. We wouldn't do that.
 * Elastigirl: All right. Well, who'd you get?


 * Elastigirl: Vi! You have to put a force field around he plane.
 * Violet: But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers.
 * Elasttigirl: I KNOW WHAT I SAID! Listen to what I'm saying NOW!


 * Violet: What-do-we-do-what-do-we-do-what-do-we-do?!


 * Violet: Just keep moving, don't let it hit you!


 * Dash: I can't believe this is happening!


 * Dash: That was so cool!
 * Elastigirl: Watch out!
 * Dash: Our bags are never the first off the flight! Nice!
 * Violet: Did you actually pack that stuff? You thought we would have time to use it?
 * Dash: I thought we might be going on a secret vacation!


 * Dash: Ooah! I know! Violet, use your force-field to make a bubble and float down!
 * Elastigirl: That's... actually a pretty good idea, Dash! Violet, would you mind?
 * Violet: Urgh! Fine! If I have to.
 * Dash: This is so fun.
 * Violet: It's working! It's actually working!
 * Dash: Woo hoo! We did it!
 * Elastigirl: Hey, there's another one up here! I can make this a little easier for you. There's gotta be something useful in the fuselage... I need to get Violet up here. Violet, come over here.
 * Violet: Fine, if I have to.


 * Violet: Um... we don't have a boat?
 * Elastigirl: But do you have a super flexible Mother! Okay, Kids, hold on. Here we go!
 * Mirage: We have a confirmed hit. Target... was destroyed.
 * Syndrome: AW, you'll get over it.
 * Mirage: Weasel.
 * Dash: I'm soooooooo thirsty! Is there a soda machine round here?
 * Elastigirl: Dash! Watch out! Violet! Careful! Protect yourself!
 * Violet: Let's see if I can give you something better to run on.
 * Dash: Woo! Thanks, sis!
 * Elastigirl: That tickles.
 * Violet: I think I can do something with these pieces... Yeah, I have an idea.
 * Security Parrot: Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
 * Dash: I knew these birds were weird!
 * Violet: Argh! Sorry, Mom!
 * Elastigirl: Kids, watch out!
 * Dash: Vine-ally you guys can join me up here.
 * Violet: Urgh, you're so annoying.
 * Elastigirl: That was actually kinda good.
 * Dash: HA! Mom thinks I'm funny!
 * Elastigirl: You kids wait here. I'll find a way to get across. Look! A vent! I need to get in there and find out where we are. Vi, can you help us to get past the lasers?
 * Dash: Maybe it's an alien spaceship... Yeah, pirate aliens! And Dad was abducted, like in the movies!
 * Elastigirl: I don't think it's aliens, Dash. Regardless, we have to find a way in.
 * Nomanisan Island Goon Casual 1: Argh! It's the boss!
 * Elastigirl: No, it's worse. It's an angry mother!
 * Dash: Oh, man, can we get one of these for the house? Please, Mom? Please!
 * Elastigirl: Well, it might save money on the electricity bills.
 * Dash: Haha! This is AWESOME!
 * Elastigirl: Please be careful, Dash. You're only ten-years-old!
 * Violet: These things are such a pain!


 * Elastigirl: I think your father is in trouble.
 * Violet: If you haven't noticed, Mom, we're not doing hot either.
 * Elastigirl: I'm going to look for him. And that means you're in charge until I get back, Violet.
 * Dash: What?!
 * Violet: You heard her.
 * Elastigirl: Stay hidden. Keep each other safe. I'll be back by morning.
 * Mr. Incredible: They're alive?
 * Mirage: Yes, and I'm sorry, Mr. Incredible. I realize now that Syndrome...
 * (Elastigirl arrives)
 * Mr. Incredible: Helen?


 * Dash: Hey, hey, Violet.
 * Violet: Wh-what?


 * Violet: Wait a second...
 * Dash: How are you doing that?!
 * Violet: I don't know!
 * Nomanisan Island Goon #1: They're Supers!
 * Violet: Dash, run!
 * Dash: What?
 * Violet: Run!
 * Dash: You again?! What's that thing's problem?
 * Violet: I don't know, but I don't think it's helping us escape! They've found us! Dash, watch out! He's targeting us!
 * Dash: Woo hoo Take that! Ok, one down. But I don't think he was alone...
 * Violet: Behind us! Watch out! That was too close.
 * Dash: Two on two sounds fair, but it doesn't really feel like it!
 * Violet: We can do this, Dash!
 * Dash: Sorry!
 * Violet: That's okay, Dash. Just concentrate! I think he's getting ready to attack!
 * Dash: Phew! That was close!


 * Dash: Hah! That's all you got?
 * Violet: Dash, focus. Get ready to jump!
 * Dash: Fine, I'll jump because I want to, not because you told me to! Yeah! That was awesome! Vi, did you see that?! Behind us! Why won't these guys give up already?! I can't outrun it! It's too close behind us.
 * Violet: Then find a way to get it off our tail!
 * Dash: I-am-AMAZING! Can't catch me!
 * Violet: They have so many of these things!
 * Dash: Just for us to SMASH! Woo! Another villain defeated by the Dash!
 * Violet: It's that parrot again!
 * Dash: That's it! Annoying robot bird, you are going down!
 * Violet: But it's on top of the ship? How are we gonna get up there?
 * Dash: Ha! That's easy! Take that, bird brain!
 * Violet: Looks like he wants some more!
 * Dash': Oh, I'll give him more! Time to catch some air!
 * Violet: Mom! Dad! Hey!
 * Mr. Incredible: Kids! You're alright!
 * Violet: We were so worried about you.
 * Mr. Incredible: I thought I'd never see you again.
 * Elastigirl: Oh, you're all right.
 * Syndrome: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, time out! It's a whole family of Supers! Looks like I've hit the jackpot! Oh, this is just too good! Huh? Huh! Oh, come on! You gotta admit, this is cool!


 * Mr. Incredible: You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could pretend to be one?!
 * Syndrome: Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat you!
 * Mr. Incredible: I'm sorry. This is my fault. I've been a lousy father. Blind... to what I have. So obessed with being undervalued that... I undervalued all of you.
 * Violet: Well, I think Dad has made some excellent progress today, but I think it's time we wind down now. Oh no, sorry! Hang on! ... Hang on!
 * Mr. Incredible: VIOLET!
 * Violet: Errrr... whoops!
 * Mr. Incredible: We need to get back to the mainland.
 * Elastigirl: I saw an aircraft hanger on my way in. Straight ahead, I think.
 * Dash: There they are!
 * Nomanisan Island Goon #1: Yeah! Nothing beats an evil plan wrap party!
 * Nomanisan Island Goon #2: Wait, what? The Supers?!
 * Nomanisan Island Goon #3: It's no use, we've already launched. You'll never get to the city in time.
 * Violet: Up there! Behind the camper!
 * Mr. Incredible: Good eyes, Vi!
 * Elastigirl: I can get someone there, whoever thinks they've got the best balance. This is the right hangar, but I don't see any jets.
 * Mr. Incredible: A jet's not fast enough.
 * Elastigirl: Well what's faster than a jet?
 * Dash: Hey, how about a rocket?
 * Mr. Incerdible: Great idea, Dash. Let's get building!
 * Elastigirl: I think I see something up there, in that control room. Hmmm.
 * Mr. Incredible: Great. Someone wanna head up there and fetch that down? Well'll need it if we're gonna build a whole rocket!
 * Violet: Looks like this section of wall can be powered by something.
 * Dash: Can it be powered by pure, awesome Dashness?
 * Lucius: Honey?
 * Honey: What?
 * Lucius: Where's my Super suit?
 * Honey: What?
 * Lucius: Where - is - my - Super - suit?!
 * Syndrome: All right, stand back. Someone needs to teach this hunk of metal a few manners. I'm SYNDROME!
 * Lucius: This is not my Super suit! (Honey laughs at Lucius wearing a snowman costume) For the last time! Where - is - my - Super - suit!
 * Mr. Incredible: Here we go, honey! Ready, Violet? Now! This is gonna be rough! Is... is everybody okay back there?
 * Violet: Super-duper, Dad.
 * Dash: Let's do that again.
 * Mr. Incredible: I'm goin' in.
 * Elastigirl: Kids! Get out of the camper!
 * Business Man: Light's green! What is this? Amateur hour? This is the last time I go through downtown during a giant robot attack.
 * Dash: So, Dad, do we get to fight the gian robot with you and Mom? Please?
 * Mr. Incredible: Yes, you're both coming with us, but only so we can keep an eye on you.
 * Dash: Look! The ground's all electric-y what are we gonna do, Dad?
 * Mr. Incredible: One of us needs to cross safely and switch off the power. Great job, Violet. Just be careful with that switch. It's causing so much destruction.
 * Dash: Aw man, my favorite milkshake place was on the street.
 * Violet: No one cares about milkshakes, Dash. We're saving the city.
 * Dash: Mom, this counts as shower night, right?
 * Elastigirl: No, Dash. It does not.
 * Mr. Incredible: I can use these water pipes. We're getting into some deep water here...
 * Violet: Ugh, not more swimming.
 * Dash: Yeah! Woo! Frozone!
 * Frozone: Yoo-hoo! Disco ball, over here!
 * Mr. Incredible: We have to get after that thing. Let's try and climb to some higher and see where it's heading. Hey, we can use this to get up to those roofs. Pretty convenient, huh?
 * Violet: Not convenient for the pilot.
 * Elastigirl: This should giver that helicopter some more juice. Vi, you got this?
 * Violet: Sure, Mom! Just leave it to us!
 * Elastigirl: Woo! That was kind of fun.
 * Mr. Incredible: Honey, not in front of the kids. This is supposed to be "dangerous" remember?
 * Elastigirl: That chute looks almost perfect for Dash. Violet, think you could help me find a way up there?
 * Violet: Sure. But I was kind of busy.
 * Elastigirl: Well, this looks perfectly safe, but I don't think we have a choice. We've got this. Just stay calm.
 * Mr. Incredible: Sweetie, who you talking to?
 * Elastigirl: You, but... mostly me. Dash, be careful!
 * Dash: I'M RUNNING ON A BULDING!
 * Elastigirl: Did you make sure the track's actually secure?
 * Mr. Incredible: No, but he made it up, didn't he? And he had him. So close. Just a little higher and we're there. Frozone! Yeah!
 * Elastigirl: Bob!
 * Frozone: Wooaahh!
 * Mr. Incredible: Hey!
 * Dash: Dad! Uh-oh. You got him, Dad!
 * Mr. Incredible: That was too easy.
 * Elastigirl: We need another plan!
 * Mr. Incredible: One we come up with together, as a family. That includes you, Frozone. You're Family.
 * Frozone: Great. Appreciate the compliment. Now can we do this thing?!
 * Violet: I can take care of these useful looking bricks.
 * Elastigirl: That's my girl!
 * Dash: Hey, I'm helping too!
 * Elastigirl: We need to put out those flames so we can get over there.
 * Frozone: You got it!
 * Violet: Ok, now what?
 * Frozone: Now, I do what I do best. Alright! You can get that section now, Bob.
 * Elastigirl: We don't have enough bricks! Kids, look for more.
 * Dash: Ooooo I can get that! Watch!
 * Elastigirl: What did I say about looking before you run?! Bob, check on your son.
 * Dash: I'm fine, Mom! I just need that track finished! Please!
 * Elastigirl: Don't look at me!
 * Mr. Incredible: I think I know how to make it safe for Dash. Helen, try and get up there. Thanks, sweetie. Let's get this thing back to where we can use it. Phew! Close one. Get ready! I'm gonna throw it down.
 * Elastigirl: Don't hurt your back!
 * Violet: Wow, Dad, that was pretty awesome.
 * Elastigirl: Everyone back down here, quick!
 * Frozone: This doesn't look good.
 * Mr. Incredible: Everyone stay back!
 * Elastigirl: We can't reach the plate! What are we gonna do?!
 * Mr. Incredible: We have to stop those arms somehow!
 * Frozone: Hey, rust bucket, FREEZE!
 * Dash: Frozone, that was so awesome!
 * Mr. Incredible: Good work, everyone. Quick, while its guard is down!
 * Frozone: I'll keep it back as much as I can! Hurry!
 * Dash: Oo, I'll charge it up! Watch this!
 * Mr. Incredible: That's my dynamo! Way to go, Dash!
 * Elastigirl: We need to aim it!
 * Violet: I've got it, Mom!
 * Mr. Incredible: That looks good!
 * Frozone: C'mon, Parrs. It's nearly free!
 * Mr. Incredible: I'm going up. Now let's finish this thing, together!
 * Frozone: Haha! Just like old times.
 * Mr. Incredible: Just like old times.
 * Elastigirl: Jack-Jack!
 * Syndrome: You win. I'm going into hiding. You should pay your baby-sitters more.
 * Mr. Incredible: I should have told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry.
 * Elastigirl: You didn't want me to worry? And now we're running for our lives through some-
 * Mr. Incredible: You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm still just happy you're alive.