Animaniacs: The Movie

The Warner siblings and the other characters live in Burbank, California. However, the Animaniacs will get cartoon with Bugs Bunny from past Warner Bros. cartoon stars on the show.

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All right, ladies and gentlemen!

May I present to you the most, wonderful and glorious morning in the making...

Animaniacs!

-(APPLAUSE) -(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Winds in the east

♪ There's a mist comin' in

♪ Like something is brewing And about to begin

♪ Can't put me finger On what lies in store

♪ But I feel what's to happen

♪ All happened before

♪ A father, A mother

♪ A daughter, A son

♪ The threads of their lives All raveling undone

♪ Something is needed To twist 'em as tight

♪ As a string you might use When you're flying a kite

♪ Chim, Chimney, chim-chim

♪ Cher-ee, chim, cher-oo ♪

Oh!

Eh, what's up, Docs?

Welcome to a special edition of Animaniacs.

When Warner Bros. asked me to introduce their movie,

I said, "For you guys, anything!

"As long as I'm paid in advance."

Eh, but I remember it clearly as if it all began quite a while ago.

♪ Of all of this by-ways Just one night to that

♪ This one's the hardest To find on a map

♪ Warner Bros. Studios As sweet as a song

♪ But the animation who comes here They don't stay for long

♪ Chim, Chimney, chim-chim

♪ Cher-ee, chim, cher-oo! ♪

(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

ALL: ♪ It's time for Animaniacs

♪ And we are zany to the max

♪ So just sit back and relax You laugh 'til you collapse

♪ We're Animaniacs

BOTH: ♪ Come join the Warner brothers

♪ And the Warner sister Dot

ALL: ♪ Just for fun we run around The Warner movie lot

♪ They lock us in the tower Whenever we get caught

♪ But we break loose and than vamoose And now you the plot

♪ We're Animaniacs

♪ Dot is cute And Yakko yaks

♪ Wakko packs away the snacks

♪ While Bill Clinton plays the sax

♪ We're Animaniacs

♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain Who want to rule the universe

♪ Good feathers flock together Slappy whacks them with her purse

♪ Button chases mindy While Rita sings a verse

♪ Writer script flipped We have no script

♪ Why bother to rehearse

♪ We're Animaniacs

♪ We have pay or play contracts

♪ We're zany to the max There's baloney in our slacks

♪ We're animany Totally insaney

♪ Pinky and the Brain-y

♪ Animaniacs!

♪ Those are the facts ♪

NARRATOR: Newsreel of the Stars!

Hollywood, 1930, the Warner Bros. Studio.

Here at the studio's new animation department,

the artists toil endlessly to come up with cartoon stars,

ultimately creating three new characters,

the Warner Brothers and their sister, Dot.

ALL: Hello, Nurse!

Unfortunately, the Warner kids were totally out of control.

-Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy! -The trio ran amok

throughout the studio.

Until their capture.

The Warners' films, which made absolutely no sense,

were locked away in the studio vault,

never to be released.

As for the Warners themselves,

they were locked away in the studio water tower,

also never to be released.

Publicly, the studio has disavowed any knowledge

of the Warners' existence, to this very day,

when the Warners escaped!

(HORN HONKS)

Woo-hoo!

Okay. What's our location?

Feast your eyes.

So, what do you call it?

-Green Acres. -Get current.

Okay, Acme Acres.

What do we need next?

Wacky, but lovable neighbors.

(SHUSHES)

Be very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits.

Oh, boy! Rabbit tracks.

Did someone knock?

Now I gotcha, you... You rabbit!

Say doc, are you trying to get yourself in trouble with the law?

That ain't rabbit hunting season.

It's not?

Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun.

Elephant gun?

That's right, doc, so why don't you go

shoot yourself an elephant?

You do and I'll give ya such a pinch!

-BOTH: Oh! -That's gotta hurt.

We gotta ask someone to help.

Yeah, let's go!

And the last whopper headache for Elmer Fudd.

Diminutive, ain't they?

You're Bugs Bunny?

Eh, yeah. Bugs Bunny.

We do know you. We're the Warner Brothers!

And the Warner sister Dot.

Hmm... Bugs Bunny.

Bugs Bunny, say does he have, uh, great big long ears...

Like these?

-Yeah! -Uh-huh.

And does he hop around like this?

BOTH: Yeah.

And does he say "What's up, doc?" Like this?

Eh... What's up, doc?

ALL: Yeah! Whoo!

Nope. Never heard of him.

ALL: Aww.

You know, I have something I wanna show you.

Come with me!

ALL: Okay!

(GIGGLING)

And this is the rabbit hole.

This is where I've been all day.

Have you been there?

Yeah. Not to mention this.

Can't go wrong with rabbits, doc.

You see, that's another thing we have in common.

Eh, what's that?

BOTH: Uh...

Can you show us the map of Acme Acres?

Hm?

Can you show us?

Of course!

-BOTH: Really? -Nah.

Please! We can't go back there.

Look! They'll make us do stand-up comedy,

the same jokes every night for all eternity.

We're gonna be locked up like wild animals,

and then trotted out to perform for Pinky and the Brain.

Well, maybe not.

But without these scripts, we'll be doomed!

Please, please! Help us!

This always works.

Please, please, please!

Well, since you asked so nicely, sure.

So, all that it takes is a spark.

(SNAPS FINGER)

And something as plain as a park becomes...

A wonderland!

♪ All you have to do Is look anew

♪ Then you'll understand

ALL: Whoa!

♪ Why

♪ It's a jolly holiday Aware me

♪ And we make our heart so light

♪ When the day is grey And ordinary

♪ We can make your sun shine bright

♪ Oh, happiness is blooming All around them

♪ The daffodils are smiling At the dove

♪ When I might hold your hand

♪ You feel so grand

♪ You heart starts beating Like a big brass band

(GIGGLING)

♪ It's a jolly holiday Aware me

♪ No wonder it's The Animaniacs I love

Come on, you three!

ALL: Okay!

♪ Lovely

♪ Just like other rabbits

♪ Thinking parks are good for us

♪ It's just Rabbits, ducks, and nannies

♪ I don't Understand all the fuss

♪ Is he doing this To spite us?

♪ We could meet him for a luck

♪ Perhaps it's all a plot

♪ I'll tell you what

♪ He seemed so different

ALL: ♪ Now that we know what

♪ There is something To excite us

♪ In

♪ The

♪ Park

ALL: Whoa!

What was that?

Welcome, Animaniacs! I'm Buster Bunny.

And I'm Babs Bunny.

BOTH: No relation.

You've sat beneath me often enough.

What are you saying?

I've waited half a century

to take a walk on a sunny day.

Like this.

♪ Ain't it a glorious day?

♪ Right as a morning In May

♪ I feel like I could fly

♪ Have you ever seen The grass so green

Oh, Bugs.

♪ Or a bluer sky

ALL: ♪ A blue, blue, bluer sky

BOTH: ♪ Oh, it's a jolly holiday

♪ Aware me

♪ Better days I've never known

♪ You can ask the passing statuary

ALL: ♪ Nothing's ever set in stone

-Eh, what's up, Doc? -Morning, Bugs!

You're looking tip-top from top to toe,

if I may say so.

Thank you, Doc. And you may.

♪ Oh, it's a jolly holiday Aware me

♪ No wonder it's The Animaniacs we love

Hey!

Do you think Daffy Duck is looking a bit timid today?

No, why?

I knew him when he was a little boulder.

A little boulder. (LAUGHS)

♪ To see a statue Dance like that

♪ You can't believe your eyes.

♪ You fear you've lost your marbles

♪ But a thinker thinks You're wise

♪ So you should hasten Call a mason

♪ Tell him what you've seen

♪ If he knows his craft He'll think you daft

♪ But we'll know what you mean

ALL: ♪ Oh, it's a jolly holiday Aware me

♪ No wonder it's The Animaniacs we love

♪ Now Notre Dame Can cause alarm

♪ And I've me own hunch why

♪ The gargoyles need to gargle

♪ 'Cause their throats get rather dry

♪ And just between us I know Venus

♪ Has a vice that shocks

BOTH: Huh?

♪ She often drinks With a Sphinx who winks

♪ Is neat and on the rocks

ALL: ♪ Oh, it's a jolly holiday Aware me

♪ No wonder it's The Animaniacs we love

ALL: Whoa!

(LAUGHING)

♪ Let's go For a jaunty saunter

♪ You are bound to make your mark

♪ Looks like All of you were born to

♪ Take a promenade in the park

♪ With those finely Chiseled features

♪ You can look down from above

♪ Each man out with his dog Will stand agog

♪ To see a statue Take a gentle jog

♪ It's no wonder

♪ It's the Animaniacs we love

ALL: ♪ Love, love

♪ No wonder it's The Animaniacs we love

♪ It's a jolly holiday With you three

♪ Gentlemen like you are few

♪ Thought you're just a diamond In the rough then

♪ Underneath your blood is blue

ALL: ♪ Your blood is blue

♪ You'd never think of Pressing your advantage

♪ Forbearance is the hallmark Of your creed

♪ A lady needn't fear When you are near

♪ Your sweet gentility Is crystal clear

ALL: ♪ It's crystal clear

♪ It's a jolly holiday With you three

♪ A jolly, jolly holiday With you

(HUMMING)

ALL: ♪ Ladies with parasols Fellows with characters

♪ There were no Negroes And there were no immigrants

Eh, Warner Bros. need a hit series by 9:00.

And the fate of the project rested in the hands

of two hard-working.

♪ And there were twenty-five years to go

Whee!

♪ And there was music playing

♪ Catching a nation In its prime

♪ Beggar and millionaire

♪ Everyone, everywhere

♪ Moving to the ragtime

-YAKKO: Wait. -DOT: Who turned off the lights?

ALL: Whoa!

Everybody!

♪ And there was distant music

♪ Skipping a beat Singing a dream

♪ La-la-la

♪ A strange, insistent music

♪ Putting out heat Picking up steam

♪ La-la-la

♪ The sound of Distant thunder

♪ Suddenly starting to climb

♪ It was the music of

♪ Something beginning

♪ An era exploding A century spinning

♪ In riches and rags And in rhythm and rhyme

♪ The people called it ragtime

♪ Ragtime

♪ Ragtime

♪ Ragtime ♪

(APPLAUSE)

Eh, thank you, all. Thank you.

Oh, look! Is that the Animaniacs?

-It's the Animaniacs! -It's Yakko, Wakko and Dot!

Ooh, I tawt, I taw...

I did see the Animaniacs.

Eh, pardon me, Warner Brothers.

-Oh, and the Warnet sister Dot. -Yes, that's me!

So, could I have your autograph?

Back off! Let the doctor take a look.

-Hey... -ALL: Whoa!

Whoops. A little high.

-Going down. -(YELLING)

So, what do you say we go for a little spin?

ALL: Whoa!

All right, they're okay.

-That's crazy. -We're a little dizzy.

Step aside, Doc.

Why, Yakko, Wakko and Dot,

you'll be fine if you remember any of these.

What are those?

Those are the three things.

One, your adversaries have tapioca for brains.

Two, always have fun.

And three, villains always fall for cheesy disguises.

Eh, I think Pinky and the Brain

are busy working in the lab.

Okay. How can we tell which ones are wacky and magic?

Ooh! You said a magic word!

-Huh? -Hurry,

before we get jinxed.

ALL: Ah...

Bing-bong-bing! Bing, bong!

Bing, bong! Bing, bong!

-Bing, bong! -Okay.

It's us, the Warner Brothers!

And the Warner sister Dot.

Right, and I'm a Warner Brothers actor.

Hey, Bugs' got something like that.

He is a bunny. Only it's...

Only it has cartoons all over.

Well, sure, look at him.

He's even got more gadets to help us.

Eh, we'll fix your timing.

Look at our facilities.

-We got music! -We got top-hats!

You do?

Well, then, there's nothing a little magic wouldn't fix.

And where would we all like to go on this fine, fine day?

The Royal Looney Music Hall, please.

-Where? -What's that?

We're on the brink of an adventure.

Don't spoil it with too many questions.

♪ In the nursery You were never by yourself

♪ There was quite another world Upon your shelf

Hold on!

♪ Where each day crowds Make their way

♪ Upon the sun's descent

♪ To a mythical Mystical

♪ Never quite logistical tent

♪ Yes, in this

♪ Dilly dynamical, Simply ceramical

♪ Royal Looney Bowl

♪ There's a cuddly and curious Furry and furious

♪ Animal watering hole

♪ Where the monkeys and Hummingbirds

♪ Know the tunes and the words Every beast, large and small

♪ Loves the very top drawable Always encorable

♪ Royal Looney Music Hall

Ooh, that one tickled my tail.

Here we go!

BOTH: ♪ Yes, in this

♪ Marvelous, mystical Rather sophistical

♪ Royal Looney Bowl

♪ There's a lotta birds cueing up A lotta hams chewin' up

♪ Scenery they swallow whole

-♪ There are lots of cats tuning strings -♪ Nightingales in the wings

BOTH: ♪ Waiting for their big drum roll

♪ At the simply sensational

♪ Standing ovational

ALL: ♪ Royal Looney Music Hall ♪

Here we are!

But where's the music hall?

Oh, yes. That. Silly me.

(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Step right up! Step right up!

-Wow! -Goodness!

How on earth did you do that?

One thing you should know about the Looniversity.

We never explain everything.

Hurry! Hurry! Get tickets while you can

for the one-night-only, one and only...

Bugs Bunny!

What an honor it is to have you join us this evening.

Eh, thank you.

And who is this I see?

Why, it's Yakko, Wakko and Dot.

You know us?

Of course! Everyone knows the Warner Brothers

and the Warnet sister.

Hurry along now. Get yourself some peanuts

and candy floss and go right on in.

May we, Bugs?

Yes.

-(CHEERING) -Just be careful

and make sure you stay happy.

♪ At the highly acclaimable Nearly untamable

♪ Lavishing praisable Always roof-raisable

♪ Royal Looney

♪ Music Hall ♪

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

(APPLAUSE)

Bucks and mares, cubs and does,

welcome to our show of shows.

'Tis my great honor to introduce this evening's united guest.

The one...

The only...

Animaniacs!

-Oh, hey! -Thank you.

Sing for us, Animaniacs!

-Sing, sing! -Who, me?

Come on, have a go.

-Really? -I haven't sung before.

-Please sing for us, Animaniacs! -Sing for us, please!

Okay, I'll try.

Super...

Cali...

Fragilistic...

Expiali...

Docious!

(ALL CHEER)

What is it?

It's a word by Mary Poppins.

And unless I'm very much mistaken,

I think it's going to prove a useful one.

♪ When trying to express oneself It's frankly quite absurd

♪ To leaf through lengthy lexicons

♪ To find the perfect word

♪ A little spontaneity Keeps conversation keen

♪ You need to find A way to say

♪ Precisely what you mean

♪ Supercalifragilistic

♪ Expialidocious

♪ Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious

♪ If you say it loud enough

♪ You'll always sound precocious

♪ Supercalifragilistic

♪ Expialidocious

What does it mean?

Eh, it means exactly what you want it to.

♪ When stone age men were chatting

♪ Simply grunting would suffice

♪ Now if they heard this word

♪ They might have used it Once or twice

♪ I'm sure Egyptian Pharaohs Would have grasped it in a jiff

♪ Then every single pyramid Would bear this hieroglyph

♪ Supercalifragilistic

♪ Expialidocious

♪ Say it and wild animals Would not seem so ferocious

♪ Add some further Flourishes

♪ It's so rocococoscious

-♪ Ah -♪ Ah

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah

ALL: ♪ Supercalifragilistic

♪ Expialidocious

♪ Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

♪ Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

♪ Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

♪ Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

♪ The Druids Could have carved it

♪ On their mighty monoliths

♪ The ancient Greeks I'm certain

♪ Would have used it in their myths

♪ I'm sure the Roman Empire Only entered the abyss

♪ Because those Latin scholars never had a word like this

ALL: ♪ Supercalifragilistic

♪ Expialidocious

♪ If you say it softly

♪ The effect can be Hypnotious

♪ Check your breath Before you speak

♪ In case it's halitotious

ALL: ♪ Supercalifragilistic

♪ Expialidocious

♪ Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

♪ Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

♪ Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

♪ Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

You know, you can say it backwards,

which is... (SPEAKS BACKWARDS)

But that's going a bit too far,

-don't you think? -Indubitably.

♪ So when the cat Has got your tongue

♪ There's no need for dismay

♪ Just summon up this word

♪ And then you've got A lot to say

♪ Pick out those eighteen consonants And sixteen vowels as well

♪ And put them in An order which is

♪ Very hard to spell

-♪ S -S...

-♪ U -U...

-♪ P -P...

-♪ E -E...

♪ R

♪ R

♪ C-A-L-I-F

♪ F

♪ R-A-G-I-L

♪ L

♪ I-S-T-I-C

♪ E-X-P-I-AL-I-D

♪ O, C-I-O-U-S

(ALL CHEER)

Smarty pants.

ALL: ♪ S-U-P-E-R

♪ C-A-L-I-F

♪ R-A-G-I-L

♪ I-S-T-I-C

♪ E-X-P-I-AL-I-D

♪ O-C-I-O-U-S

♪ S-U-P-E-R

♪ C-A-L-I-F

♪ R-A-G-I-L

♪ I-S-T-I-C

♪ E-X-P-I-AL-I-D

♪ O-C-I-O-U-S

♪ S-U-P-E-R

♪ C-A-L-I-F

♪ R-A-G-I-L

♪ I-S-T-I-C

♪ E-X-P-I-AL-I-D

♪ O-C-I-O-U-S

Here we go!

ALL: ♪ Supercalifragilistic

♪ Expialidocious

♪ Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious

♪ If you say it loud enough

♪ You'll always sound precocious

♪ Supercalifragilistic

BOTH: ♪ Supercalifragilistic

ALL: ♪ Supercalifragilistic

♪ Expialidocious

♪ Supercalifragilistic

♪ Expialidocious! ♪

(APPLAUSE)

Eh, good job, you three.

Thank you.

Oh, Bugs, could you give us an example?

Eh, certainly.

Always loved that one!

(BOOM)

What's that sound?

Wakko, look!

It sounds like Pinky and the Brain.

It wasn't a dream after all.

-Shall we go? -Absolutely.

It'll take someone with heart, guts, brains, and a pancreas.

I think you'll find Pinky and the Brain

at Acme Labs.

-Thanks, Bugs! -Thank you!

Good luck.

How are we gonna get in there?

Villains always fall for cheesy disguises.

PINKY: Gee, Brain,

what do you want to do tonight?

BRAIN: The same thing we do every night, Pinky,

try to take over the world!

(GASPS) I hear voices.

Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I think so, Brain, but what are we gonna do

in the next millennium?

The same thing we do every millennium, Pinky.

How are we going to get the Earth to lose weight?

I know! We can get everyone

-to go on a diet! -Diets don't work.

Not even if you work as a single.

Look what happened to Jerry Lewis after he broke up with Dean!

All that stuff in your hair.

Oh, shut up. You're so annoying!

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

When this scene starts to animate, it already has.

Has it ever occurred to you, Pinky?

Oh, no. You don't say.

There's no time for me to waste time, Pinky.

(WHISPERS) What are they talking about, Yakko?

Shh.

Luckily, I know the secret ingredient

of a veritable evil-making mind controller in Acme Acres.

Happy, Pinky?

Well, frankly that's not a surprise.

♪ These children have been spoiled

♪ It arrived here just in time

♪ By chance I brought the punishment

♪ That best befits the crime

(SIGHS)

♪ Brimstone and Treacle

♪ And codliver oil

♪ Liberal doses of each

♪ These are the treats From which children recoil

♪ The lessons I'm going to teach

♪ Just follow my model And don't mollycoddle

♪ It may lead the irksome to irk

♪ So seek satisfaction From punitive action

♪ Brimstone and Treacle will work

Pinky, does it taste as bad as it smells?

Worse.

Open!

♪ Brimstone and Treacle

♪ And carbolic soap

♪ These are the tools of my trade

♪ With spoonfuls of sugar You don't have a hope

♪ Of seeing that changes are made ♪ Where manners are chronic

♪ My tincture's the tonic

♪ It's certain to wipe off a smirk

♪ Just pour out a ration In matronly fashion

♪ Brimstone and Treacle will work

You will come join me at once.

As for the Animaniacs,

we shall take charge of them together.

But they're funny kids, Brain.

But I'd be bothering with them if they weren't.

But Bugs can't help them if they won't let us,

and no one is as hard to teach as a kid he knows everything.

So?

So they've got to do the next bit on their own.

BOTH: ♪ Chim Chim-in-ey Chim Chim-in-ey

♪ Chim Chim Cher-ee

♪ When you're with a sweep

♪ You're in glad company

Let's do it.

(ELECTRIC BUZZING)

What's going on?

Oh, no.

What happened to Pinky and the Brain?

-They got zapped. -Oh, no!

-Hey, Yakko. -What is it, Dot?

That's why Pinky and the Brain brought the evil-making mind controller.

Oh. I see.

Is this good news or bad news?

Bad news.

Oh, now I remember.

Let's go back.

Okay.

BOTH: ♪ Chim, Chimney, chim-chim

♪ Cher-ee, chim, cher-oo! ♪

(BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING)

(YAWNS)

Good morning.

Lovely weather!

Hey, Wakko, is our place tidy?

As tidy as they can make it.

If you knew how hard

it was to search for Pinky and the Brain last night.

Really? I noticed that.

It was throughly pleasant.

I never enjoyed the travel before.

Oh, man, I am so fond of flowers.

That's very silly.

Oh, boy.

I'm afraid it has an urgent appointment.

WOMAN: Actually, it was all three of them.

-Who said that? -I said it.

Now that's comedy!

ALL: Slappy Squirrel!

-That's me. -Where have you been?

I don't suppose you know where I am?

I suppose we have no choice.

Well, how are we going to do that?

Everything is possible.

Even the impossible.

Are you ready?

(MUSIC PLAYING)

-Wow! -What just happened?

Where are we?

♪ Come to the funfair

ALL: ♪ So close your eyes

♪ On Hushabye Mountain

♪ Wave goodbye

♪ To cares of the day

♪ And watch your boat

♪ To the funfair

♪ Sail far away

(ALL GASP)

♪ To the funfair

-Whoa! -It looks like we're dreaming.

-♪ Come to the funfair -♪ Come to the funfair

♪ Fall into line

-♪ Come to the funfair -♪ Come to the funfair

♪ Twinkle and Shine

ALL: ♪ Take a ride On a merry Roundabout

♪ Sail a dreamboat Across the lagoon

♪ Go around until You reel on the Ferris wheel

♪ Or fly, fly, fly

♪ In a toy balloon Why don't you

♪ Come to the funfair Fall into line

♪ Come put a smile on Twinkle and Shine

♪ Come to the Funfair

♪ Follow the throng

ALL: Whoa!

♪ Everyone's there At the Funfair

♪ Come along

-♪ Everyone's there -♪ Everyone's there

ALL: ♪ Come along, come along Come along

♪ To the funfair ♪

(LAUGHING)

Over here, everyone. This will get it done.

This is the entrance.

We don't want to chip the glaze.

Eh, what's up, Docs?

ALL: Bugs, you're here!

At your service.

Say, how are you all doing this fine evening?

We came to tell you that we've been

paying attention to where we're going.

Well, now, I'm no expert,

but if ever I lose my way,

I just look for a little light to guide me.

♪ Let's say you're

♪ Lost in a park, sure

♪ You can give in to The dark or

♪ You can trip a little light Fantastic

♪ With me

♪ When you're alone in your room

♪ Your choice is just Embrace the gloom

♪ Or you can Trip a little light fantastic

♪ With me

♪ For if you hide Under the covers

♪ You might never see the day

♪ But if a spark can start Inside your heart

♪ Then you can always find the way

♪ So when life is getting dreary

♪ Just pretend That you're a leerie

♪ As you trip a little light Fantastic

♪ With me

What's a leerie?

Why, it's what we lamplighters call ourselves, of course.

Time to send out the call to arms.

Leeries, trip the lights and lead the way!

♪ Now when you're stuck In the mist, sure

♪ You can struggle And resist or

♪ You can trip a little light Fantastic

♪ With me

♪ Now say you're lost In the crowd

♪ Well, you can stamp And scream out loud

♪ Or you can Trip a little light fantastic

♪ With me

♪ And when the fog comes Rolling in

♪ Just keep your feet Upon the path

♪ Mustn't mope and frown Or worse, lie down

♪ Don't let it be your epitaph

♪ So when life is getting scary

♪ Be your own illuminary

♪ Who can shine their light For all the world to see

♪ As you trip a little light Fantastic

♪ With me

(BAND PLAYS)

♪ A leerie loves the edge of night

♪ Though dim, to him The world looks bright

♪ He's got the gift of second sight

ALL: ♪ To trip a little light Fantastic

♪ A leerie's job's to light the way

ALL: ♪ To take the night And make it day

♪ We mimic the moon Yes, that's our aim

ALL: ♪ For we're the keepers of the flame

♪ And if you're deep Inside a tunnel

♪ When there is no end in sight

♪ Well, just carry on Until the dawn

♪ It's darkest right before the light

♪ As you Trip a little light fantastic

♪ Won't you Trip a little light fantastic

♪ Come on Trip a little light fantastic

♪ With me

Oi!

Oi!

Oi!

Come along.

Join us in a bit of a kick and prance.

What did he say?

Kick and prance. It means "dance."

It's leerie-speak.

You don't say the words you mean.

You say something that rhymes, only...

Here, I'll show you how it works.

Daffy, give us your weep and wail.

To the rest of ya, that means tale.

-♪ I was short of a sheet -♪ He was in the street

-♪ Just a tumble down the sink -♪ Just to get himself a drink

-♪ Then I pinched what's fatter -♪ He grabbed his ladder

-♪ He smiled and smirked -BOTH: ♪ To work

You see, there's nothing to it.

Can we speak leerie, Bugs?

Ah, yes. Can you?

Of course, they can! They're Yakko, Wakko and Dot!

They're the Animaniacs!

Eh, go ahead.

♪ Come on, Tell us your sorry tale

ALL: ♪ Give us your weep and wail

-♪ Well, we had this bowl -♪ Rabbit in the hole

-♪ The fell and broke -♪ Bicycle spoke

-♪ So we took it to a shop -♪ Like a lollipop

-BOTH: ♪ And then upside down -♪ That's a circus clown

-♪ Then went to the bank -♪ Rattle and clank

-♪ Got lost in a fog -♪ Lump on a log

-♪ Till we found a friend -♪ To stand and defend

-♪ Who took us on a trip -♪ Snap a horse's whip

ALL: ♪ And we tripped A little light fantastic

Now that sounds a little bit bombastic.

-But they tripped the light. -We tripped the light.

ALL: Let's trip a little light fantastic!

ALL: Join us, Bugs Bunny!

You've got it!

Now let's get you all back home!

ALL: ♪ Now if your Life is gettin' foggy

♪ That's no reason to complain

♪ There's so much in store Inside the door

♪ On Warner Brothers Studio

♪ So when troubles are incessant

♪ Simply be more Incandescent

♪ For your light comes With a lifetime guarantee

-♪ As you -ALL: ♪ Trip a little light fantastic

-♪ Won't you -ALL: ♪ Trip a little light fantastic

-♪ Come on -ALL: ♪ Trip a little light fantastic

♪ With me

♪ Went to the bank Rattle and clank

♪ Met with the boss Pitch and toss

♪ Got lost in a fog Lump on a log

♪ Trip a little light fantastic ♪

(ALL LAUGHING)

It's finals week again.

Which means it's time for the student animation festival tomorrow.

And I'm sure you're all dyin' to volunteer as judges.

That's what it needs. More heart.

Eh, if there's ever anything I can do for you,

it's best I take my leave.

Good night, Animaniacs.

ALL: Good night.

Don't be too hard on him, guys.

Bugs is just a leader, after all.

Of course, he is, Yakko.

If it wasn't his doing, it could be us.

I think the festival starts tomorrow.

(SIGHS)

I sure miss Bugs.

He's a Looney Tunes star who teaches us tricks.

What are you talking about, Wakko?

There's only two more of the studios to go.

I don't want to lose our home.

You see? That's why we wanted the animation.

We kept worrying too much.

After all, we can't lose what we've never lost.

♪ Do you ever stay

♪ Awake at night

♪ Just between the dark And the morning light

♪ Searching for the things

♪ You used to know

♪ Looking for the place Where the lost things go

♪ Do you ever dream Or reminisce

♪ Wondering where to find

♪ What you trully miss

♪ Or maybe all those things That you love so

♪ Are waiting in the place Where the lost things go

♪ Memories you've shed

♪ Gone for good you feared

♪ They're all around you still Though they've disappeared

♪ Nothing's really left

♪ Or lost without a trace

BOTH: ♪ Nothing's gone forever Only out

♪ Of place

♪ So maybe now the dish And my best spoon

♪ Are playing hide and seek

♪ Just behind the moon

♪ Waiting there until

♪ It's time to show

♪ Spring is like that now

♪ Far beneath the snow

ALL: ♪ Hiding in the place

♪ Where the lost things go

♪ Time to close our eyes

♪ So sleep can come around

♪ For when you dream you find All that's lost is found

♪ Maybe on the moon

♪ Or maybe somewhere new

ALL: ♪ Maybe all we're missing Lives inside

♪ Of us

♪ So when you need his touch And loving gaze

♪ Gone but not forgotten

♪ Is the perfect phrase

♪ Smiling from a star

♪ That he makes flow

BOTH: ♪ Trust he's always there

♪ Watching as it grows

ALL: ♪ Find him in the place

♪ Where the lost things go

You got a problem, Pinky?

Boy, I'm gonna be happy to see you!

-Good work, Pinky. -Ah, go on.

No, really!

On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven.

Ah, Brain, you're too kind.

I'm embarrassed, I'm blushing.

(CACKLING)

(BOTH CACKLING)

(FANFARE PLAYS)

(BAND PLAYS)

(ALL CHEERING)

Buster? Babs?

Yakko? Wakko? Dot?

Where have you been?

There's something Bugs' has to tell us.

The whole studio has turned out for the announcement.

Wait, what are you saying?

-It's starting now. -Have fun!

(CHEERING STOPS)

Hello, there!

We're the Warner Brothers.

And the Warner sister Dot.

(ALL CHEERING)

Look at them.

Cheering that little pipsqueak.

Let them cheer.

(SNAPS FINGERS) Pinky, grant me my first wish.

We wish to rule the universe.

Okay.

(RUMBLING)

ALL: Whoa!

-What is this? -What is going on?

(CACKLES)

What happened to you?

Why am I not surprised?

Now where were we?

Hmm. Oh, yes.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Ladies and gentlemen, all of you welcome

for Sorcerer Pinky and the Brain!

(SNICKERS)

BUGS: Pinky, Brain, stop!

(GROANS) You again?

Yakko, Wakko, Dot, run!

(BOTH YELP)

Hey, what's the big idea?

BUSTER: Brain, stop!

Leave them alone!

(ALL YELP)

Stay back! Stay back!

All of you, stay back. Not one more step.

I've worked too hard, Bugs Bunny.

Too hard to let them destroy everything.

They're the Animaniacs, Pinky.

They're threats!

You think I'd let them go back to the studio

to keep your memory alive? No.

-That's a lie. -Oh, is it?

Tell me this.

If Bugs Bunny loves you guys so much,

why don't you come on and join us?

You're wrong!

It's a prison. I order you to stop.

Babs is right!

An order should derive from the consent.

There's a new order now.

My order!

Finally, you will bow to me.

We will never bow to you.

Bugs is the real musical leader!

Yeah, you just wanted to rule the universe

-and stole those songs! -(CROWD GASPS)

Well, excuse me, we're the only ones

who are willing to do what it takes to seize your life.

BOTH: Whatever it takes.

What?

What's happening?

-(GROWLS) -(ALL YELP)

♪ So you think You've got friends

♪ In high places

♪ With the power to Put us on the run

♪ Well, forgive us These smiles

♪ On our faces

♪ You'll know what power is When we are done

-(ALL WHIMPER) -BOTH: So...

♪ You're playing with The big boys now

♪ Playing with the big boys now

Oh, that's pretty.

♪ Every spell and gesture

♪ Tells you who's the best

BOTH: ♪ You're playing with The big boys now

♪ You're playing with the big boys now

♪ You're playing with the big boys now

♪ Stop this foolish mission

♪ Watch a true magician

BOTH: ♪ Give an exhibition How

♪ Pick up your silly twig, boy

BOTH: ♪ You're playing with The big boys now

(CACKLING)

BOTH: ♪ You're playing with The big boys now

♪ You're playing with the big boys now

♪ By the time of hours

♪ You will kneel before us

BOTH: ♪ Kneel to our Splendorous power

(BOTH YELP)

-♪ You put up a front -♪ You put up a fight

♪ And just to show We feel no spite

♪ You can be our acolyte

BOTH: ♪ But first, boy It's time to bow

♪ Or it's your own Grave you'll dig, boy

♪ You're playing with the big boys

-(ELECTRICAL BUZZING) -♪ Playing with the big boys

♪ Playing with the big boys Playing with the big boys

♪ Playing with the big boys

♪ Playing with the big boys now! ♪

(ALL YELLING)

No!

Yakko! Wakko! Dot!

Apologies, old friend.

But the show must go on.

(ALL SCREAMING)

BOTH: Wakko!

(PANTING)

(ALL YELL)

Ha, ha!

Please, please, everyone!

-Pinky? -Orchestra.

A-one, a-two, a-one...

♪ They're Pinky and the Brain

♪ Yes, Pinky and the...

Hey!

Look!

♪ Twinkle, twinkle, litter star

Nice, Elmyra.

(BOTH YELL)

We're blasting off again!

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BELL DINGS)

No! (SCREAMS)

(CRASH)

SHIRLEY: (GASPS) Gosh! Look up there!

It's the Animaniacs in need of rescuing.

ALL: Whoa!

Woo-hoo!

-Wow. -Perfect landing.

Wait, who saved us?

We all did.

And any friend of Bugs' is a friend of ours.

BUGS: Yakko!

Wakko! Dot!

ALL: Bugs!

(ALL CHEER)

-You did it! -Yay!

Oh, man. I wish hugging makes me wanna cry.

(BLOWS NOSE)

I hope cartoons are super simple.

You bet.

The photo. We lost it.

Eh, it's okay, you three. I hope you all did great.

ALL: Really?

Yes, Docs.

PLUCKY: Great. What's my role?

Musketeer or romeo?

Oh, Plucky, it's almost the end of the movie.

No way, Buster!

Yes way.

Babs and I did it in just the nick of time.

We made these scripts just for you.

ALL: For us?

Yup.

Let's set up for the finale.

♪ Anything can happen If you let it

♪ Sometimes things are difficult

♪ But you can bet it

♪ Doesn't have to be so

♪ Changes can be made

♪ You can move a mountain If you use a larger spade

♪ Anything can happen It's a looney

♪ It can be a butterly

♪ Or just stay tuney

BOTH: ♪ Stretch your mind

♪ Beyond fantastic

♪ Dreams are made of Strong elastic

♪ Take some sound advice And don't forget it

ALL: ♪ Anything can happen If you let it

I wonder.

ALL: ♪ Anything can happen If you let it

♪ You won't know a challenge

♪ Until you've met it

♪ No one does it for you

♪ No one but yourself

♪ Vascillating violets

♪ Get left up on the shelf

♪ Anything can happen Just imagine

♪ That should be my epitaph

♪ I wear the badge in

♪ Honor of this world's Free thinkers

♪ Those who see beyond Their blinkers

ALL: ♪ Jelly isn't jelly 'Til you set it

♪ Anything can happen If you let it

♪ If you reach for the stars

♪ All you get are the stars

♪ But we've found A whole new spin

♪ If you reach for the heavens

♪ You get the stars thrown in

♪ Feed the birds

♪ Tuppence a bag

♪ Tuppence

♪ Tuppence

♪ Tuppence a bag

Feed the birds, sir. Only tuppence a bag.

For me?

This tuppence is despicable.

♪ Tuppence

♪ Tuppence

♪ Tuppence

♪ A bag

Babs, I'm afraid I've underestimated you.

-How can you forgive me? -How can you ask?

It was selfish of me to keep you off the stage.

We want to go back, and I don't mind if you do.

No, I loved it.

But I've found a role I rather prefer,

and it's going to keep me extremely busy for a very long time.

Eh, sing with me, Doc.

BOTH: ♪ Anything can happen Raise the curtain

♪ Things you though impossible Will soon seem certain

♪ Though at first it may sound clownish

♪ See the world more

♪ Upside-downish

♪ Turn it on it's head Then pirouette it

ALL: ♪ Anything can happen If you let it

♪ If you reach for the stars

♪ All you get are the stars

♪ But we've found A whole new spin

♪ If you reach for the heavens

♪ You get the stars thrown in

ALL: ♪ You get the stars Thrown in

ALL: Aww.

Thank you, Bugs!

Thank you for giving us our scripts.

Eh, no problem.

I will see you very soon.

ALL: Bye, Bugs!

-Bye! -So long, Animaniacs.

(ALL CHEER)

-Goodbye! -So long!

Bye-bye!

ALL: ♪ If you reach for the stars

♪ All you get are the stars

♪ But we've found A whole new spin

♪ If you reach for the heavens

♪ You get the stars thrown in

♪ Anything can happen It's official

♪ You can choose the super Or the superficial

♪ Sally forth the way We're steering

♪ Obstacles start disappearing

♪ Go and chase your dreams

♪ You won't regret it

-♪ Anything can happen -♪ Anything can happen

♪ Anything can happen ♪

See you in season two, docs.

ALL: ♪ Supercalifragilistic Expialidocious

♪ Supercalifragilistic Expialidocious

♪ Supercalifragilistic Expialidocious

♪ Supercalifragilistic Expialidocious

♪ S-U-P-E-R

♪ C-A-L-I-F

♪ R-A-G-I-L

♪ I-S-T-I-C

♪ E-X-P-I-AL-I-D

♪ O-C-I-O-U-S

Here we go!

ALL: ♪ Supercalifragilistic

♪ Expialidocious

♪ Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious

♪ If you say it loud enough

♪ You'll always sound precocious

♪ Supercalifragilistic

BOTH: ♪ Supercalifragilistic

ALL: ♪ Supercalifragilistic

♪ Expialidocious

♪ Supercalifragilistic

♪ Expialidocious! ♪

(APPLAUSE)

(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(STAMMERS) That's all, folks!

♪ If your day's up the spout

♪ Well, there isn't A doubt

♪ There's nowhere to go But up

♪ And if you don't believe

♪ Just hang on to my sleeve

♪ For there's nowhere to go But up

♪ As you fly over town

♪ It gets harder to frown

♪ And we'll all hit the heights If we never look down

♪ Let the past take a bow

♪ The forever is now

♪ And there's nowhere to go But up, up

♪ There's nowhere to go but up

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