Muppet*Vision 3D

Preshow

 * Construction Worker #1 (Boss): (Wanders across screen, grunts and looks around. Crosses to left TV.) Oh, yeah, yeah, hey, hey — Roy! Roy!
 * Construction Worker #2 (Roy): Yeah, boss?
 * Boss: Over here!
 * Roy: Okay! Yo, Rick! Movin’ out!
 * Construction Worker #3 (Rick): Roy? Oh, yes sir!
 * Roy: I’m here, boss.
 * Boss: Okay, okay. Now listen up… Where’s Chuck?
 * Rick: Chuck!
 * Roy: Yo, Chuck!
 * Rick: Chuck!
 * Boss: Hey Chuck, come here, come here, come here!
 * Construction Worker #4 (Chuck): Yeah, boss?
 * Boss: Chuck. For the sign, there’s a rope. Pull the rope.
 * Chuck: Oh, rope.
 * Boss: Pull the rope, Chuck. Okay, Chucky. Okay, okay, here we go. Pull!
 * Construction Workers #1-3: Up, pull, up, etc.
 * (Chuck pulls the rope and the sign raises up. It goes too far.)
 * Construction Workers #1-3: Whoa whoa whoa!
 * Boss: Down, down, down. Good, good. (The sign goes down too far.)
 * Construction Workers #1-3: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
 * Boss: Chuck, Chuck, Chuck — up Chuck.
 * Construction Workers #1-3: Okay, okay, good, etc.
 * Boss: Okay, good Chuck.
 * Chuck: Thanks, boss.
 * Boss: (Crosses to right TV.) Listen, uh… Roy! Rick!
 * Rick: Yeah, boss?
 * Boss: Okay, now, there’s — where’s Chuck?
 * Construction Workers #1-3: Chuck! Yo, Chuck! Come here, Chuck, etc.
 * (Chuck crosses to right TV.)
 * Boss: Okay, Chuck…
 * Chuck: Yeah?
 * Boss: Another sign. Another rope. Go.
 * Chuck: Rope? (Exits offscreen.)
 * Boss: Okay, okay. Here we go. Okay, uh, ready? Pull! Pull!
 * (Chuck pulls way too hard and sign flies way too high.)
 * Construction Workers #1-3: Whoa! Whoa! Chuck! Chuck! No! No, etc.
 * (Chuck releases rope and sign falls to ground.)
 * Construction Workers #1-3: No! No. Up, up, up, etc.
 * (Chuck raises sign to the right level.)
 * Construction Workers #1-3: Good, good, etc.
 * Boss: That’s good. Good, Chuck!
 * Chuck: Thanks, boss!
 * Boss: Okay, okay, Roy. Get over there, get over there. (ROY moves back to right TV.) Okay, okay, uh, Chuck!
 * Chuck: Mmm?

Main Show

 * Statler: Hey, Waldorf — what are we gonna see in here anyway?
 * Waldorf: It’s one of those 3D movies. Put on your glasses, Statler.
 * Statler: Yeah.
 * Waldorf: Hmm.
 * (They both put on their 3D glasses.)
 * Statler: Hey, hey — hey, look! Look at the guy in the Goofy mask!
 * Waldorf: That’s not a mask.
 * Statler: Oh. Sorry, lady!
 * (They laugh.)
 * Cast Member: (ad lib) Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. For the comfort and safety of those around you, we ask that you please refrain from flash photography and video lighting. Put on your 3D glasses as Kodak proudly presents Jim Henson’s Muppet*Vision 3D.
 * (penguin orchestra quacks as they tune their instruments.)
 * Waldorf: Hey look — an orchestra of penguins!
 * Statler: Yeah, probably took the job for the halibut!
 * (They laugh. orchestra begins overture of “Muppet Show Theme.” Several curtains open on screen. Eventually, final curtain opens to reveal door reading “Kermit the Frog presents Muppet*Vision 3D.” The “3D” comes toward the audience and starts dancing to the music. Door opens on the Great Gonzo, humming the “Muppet Show Theme.” Kermit the Frog enters.)
 * Kermit the Frog: Gonzo! Gonzo?
 * The Great Gonzo: What?! (Sees Kermit and laughs sheepishly.) Oh, uh, sorry, boss. (Begins closing the door, but leaves it cracked so he can watch.)
 * Kermit the Frog: (To audience.) Hi-ho — Kermit the Frog here. And welcome to Muppet*Vision 3D. Now, let me show you around our research center. (Begins walking, and the camera follows him.) See, here in this modern, high-tech facility —
 * (Door opens with a crash and ironing board falls down. Kermit screams.)
 * Zoot: (Enters.) Hey! Careful!
 * (Iron lets off steam as Kermit starts walking again.)
 * Kermit the Frog: Uh, here in this modern, high-tech facility, we have perfected “Muppet*Vision 3D” — a new film process, which we’re about to demonstrate to you. Uh, now, working the projector is an old friend of ours — the Swedish Chef. (Swedish Chef can be heard humming from the back of the theatre.) Chef, everything okay?
 * Swedish Chef (Swedish babble): Hey, der hoppen-hoppen, der machinen is goin’ der fløømy-fløømy.
 * Kermit the Frog: Exactly. And our demonstration includes a little song from Miss Piggy.
 * (Miss Piggy opens door behind Kermit and peeks head out. A chicken comes flying out, squawking.)
 * Miss Piggy: (Clears throat.) Little?!
 * Kermit the Frog: Uh, did I say little? I meant to say it’s a huge, show-stopping, major song from Miss Piggy…?
 * Miss Piggy: That’s more like it! (Exits back into door.)
 * Kermit the Frog: Good. And we’ve also got a big musical finale from Sam Eagle. (Sam the Eagle opens another door behind Kermit and peeks his head out.) Sam, what’s it about?
 * Sam the Eagle: It’s called “A Salute to All Nations, but Mostly America.” (Exits back into door.)
 * Kermit the Frog: Great. So it’s going to be a swell demonstration — and at no time will we be stooping to any cheap 3D tricks.
 * Fozzie Bear: (Enters.) Did you say cheap 3D tricks?
 * Kermit the Frog: Uh…
 * (Fozzie blows a noisemaker twice, which comes out toward the audience.)
 * Fozzie Bear: Ahh! Oh, and here’s something I wanted to “spring” on you… (Opens a can of worms, which spring out toward the audience.) Ahh!
 * Kermit the Frog: Um…
 * Statler: Uh, Waldorf, it’s that dumb bear again!
 * Waldorf: Yeah. (Yelling to Fozzie.) Hey, bear — you’re not even funny in 3D!
 * (They laugh.)
 * Fozzie Bear: Oh, not you guys! How did you get here?
 * Waldorf: We entered a contest.
 * Statler: Yeah, we lost!
 * (They laugh.)
 * Fozzie Bear: Oh, yeah? Well, my new 3D act’s gonna shower you all with humor! (Squeezes flower on his chest. It sprays the audience with water.) Ahh! (penguins groan.) Wocka-wocka! Ahh!
 * Statler: He’s trying to drown us! What kind of act is that?
 * Waldorf: An act of mercy!
 * (They laugh. Penguins quack.)
 * Kermit the Frog: Uh, listen — better luck next time, Fozzie. Okay? (Fozzie exits, shaking HIS head. Kermit starts walking again.) And now, if you’ll come this way, I can show you our secret laboratory. You see, we invited distinguished scientists from all over the world to come and work here. Unfortunately, none of them showed up. (Approaches door with signs reading “Really Top Secret,” “Muppet Vision 3D Research,” “Keep Out,” “Top Secret,” “Keep Out,” “This Means You!” Goes through the door into lab.) So instead, I’d like to introduce you to the guys who invented Muppet*Vision, and they can show you some of their — (A beam of electricity swings across the screen and almost hits Kermit. he screams.) Uh, right now, I’d like to turn you over to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant, Beaker.
 * Beaker: Meep meep!
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Well, thank you, Mr. Kermit. (To audience.) Today, let’s look at the advancements we’ve been working on for Muppet*Vision. (To Beaker.) Beaker! Would you turn on the machine?
 * Beaker: Meep meep! Meep meep meep. (Pulls ripcord, which doesn’t work. Meeps with frustration. Pulls the cord again, and still nothing. More meeps. Pulls cord a third time and gets sucked into the wheel behind him. Gets spun around several times, yelling.)
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: We at Muppet Labs have been able to grab hold of the future. (Beaker has finally escaped the wheel behind him.) The wheels of progress turn swiftly here… (Beaker gets hit on the head by the spinning wheel several times and screams.) as we strike upon ways to bring science safely to you. This user-friendly machine will now generate the first living 3D effect… (Jet of steam erupts in Beaker’s face.) just by flicking a simple switch.
 * (Dr. Bunsen Honeydew indicates to flip the switch. Beaker does, and sparks fly. Waldo C. Graphic appears from the machine and flies around.)
 * Waldo C. Graphic: I’m Waldo — the spirit of 3D! (Transforms into a “3D” as a fanfare plays.)
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Thank you, Beaker.
 * Waldo C. Graphic: (To audience.) Hi there! Oh, cute outfit! Watch this… (Makes HIS nose come off and run around him in a circle.) Don’t you just hate it when your nose runs? (Laughs.) You know, all these other people think I’m talkin’ to them, but I’m really just talkin’ to you! (Sticks his nose out toward audience. Laughs. Begins flying around the room.) Wheee!
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Well, I think that will be just about enough of Waldo, Beaker. You may deactivate him.
 * Waldo C. Graphic: What?! What are you — Hey, watch it!
 * (Beaker flips the switch again. Sparks fly, but WALDO doesn’t disappear.)
 * Beaker: Meep meep meep meep!
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, dear… He won’t deactivate!
 * Waldo C. Graphic: (Bounces around the audience.) Boing! Boing!
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Ladies and gentlemen, there’s nothing to worry about — But please keep your heads down!
 * Waldo C. Graphic: Zonk! Boing! I’m bouncing on people’s heads! Hoo-hoo!
 * (Beaker meeps in a panic.)
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Beaker! Beaker! Activate the Inflate-o-Matic!
 * Waldo C. Graphic: The — why don’t you — (Beaker pushes on a pump, and Waldo inflates.)
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Hurry, Beaker! Hurry!
 * (Beaker keeps pumping. Waldo gets huge and explodes into several more Waldos.)
 * Waldo C. Graphic: Great! Now I can start my own football team! (Laughs, which is echoed by all the other Waldos.)
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Beaker! We’ll have to try the VacuuMuppet! (BEAKER meeps in fright.) Yes. (Beaker opens a door and giant vacuum hose emerges.) Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety, please grasp your armrests firmly!
 * (Screams echo as the vacuum sucks up everything, including the screen. Suddenly, all that is left is a black screen with Waldo still on it.)
 * Waldo C. Graphic: Hey! I’m free! (Laughs. Whistles.) Taxi! (Transforms into a taxi.) All right! Now I’m gettin’ out of this place! (Tires screech as he drives in a circle and then exits.)
 * Kermit the Frog: (Offscreen) Uh, this way, folks. (Opens double doors and appears on screen back in the hallway from earlier.) Uh, I’m sorry, but Muppet Labs seems to have been temporarily… sucked up. But — (A flying pie making UFO noises circles his head.) Uh… now what is that? (Fozzie enters with a remote control.)
 * Fozzie Bear: Hey, Kermit — see, it’s my new remote-controlled banana cream pie! Huh? Huh?
 * Kermit the Frog: Yeah…
 * Fozzie Bear: Hey, hey, hey, hey, Kermit — watch this!
 * Kermit the Frog: What? Uh-oh.
 * (Fozzie hits a button and the remote control’s antenna droops. Sound of the motor dying. The pie spins in place and hits Fozzie in the face.)
 * Kermit the Frog: Eeee, Fozzie, that’s terrible.
 * Fozzie Bear: (Tastes the pie.) You’re right… Needs more sugar. (Laughs and exits.)
 * Kermit the Frog: Huh… And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the first musical portion of our demonstration, we have Miss Piggy in a wonderful 3D number. (The frame closes in on him as it transitions. he opens it again.) Um, uh, that’s you, penguins.
 * (Image on screen transitions to garden. penguins quack as they begin to play.)
 * Penguins: Oh! Oh!
 * Waldorf: Oh, doesn’t that look beautiful?
 * Statler: Yeah… Too bad they’re gonna spoil it with a pig.
 * (They laugh and then shush each other.)
 * Miss Piggy: ♪La la la la la la. Sun shining bright above you, Soft breezes seem to whisper, “I love you.”♪
 * (Bean Bunny enters behind Miss Piggy, with a butterfly puppet on a stick. HE hums along to her song.)
 * Miss Piggy: ♪Birds singing in the sycamore tree, Dream a little dream of me.♪
 * (Bean has put the butterfly in front of Miss Piggy. she grunts and kicks him aside. he screams and splashes in the water.)
 * Miss Piggy: (Clears throat.) ♪Look in my eyes and kiss me…♪
 * (Bean flies a bee puppet in front of Miss Piggy and buzzes loudly.)
 * Miss Piggy: ♪Just hold me tight, and tell me you miss me…♪
 * (Penguin Violinist stands up and plays “Flight of the Bumblebee” over the top of Miss Piggy singing.)
 * Miss Piggy: ♪While I’m alone and blue as can be, Dream a little dream of me.♪
 * (The last line is growled as Miss Piggy grabs a fly swatter and uses it to smack the bee puppet.)
 * Bean Bunny: Awww… (He sulks off.)
 * Miss Piggy: ♪No troubles, as life bubbles on, dear…♪
 * (Bean reappears, holding a bubble wand. He blows bubbles, which float out into the audience.)
 * Miss Piggy: ♪Still craving your kiss.♪ All right, that’s it! (To orchestra.) Knock it off, penguins!
 * Bean Bunny: Aw, but it was going so well!
 * Miss Piggy: I will not work with that — that rabbit!
 * (Music cuts out.)
 * Bean Bunny: But I was just doing 3D! Guess I won’t be needing this. (Holds up a pole attached to a rope.)
 * Miss Piggy: (Takes the pole.) What’s that?
 * Bean Bunny: It was for the big waterskiing finale.
 * Miss Piggy: What?
 * (Boat motor revs and Miss Piggy is pulled offscreen. Bean chuckles. Sam the Eagle appears behind him.)
 * Sam the Eagle: Bean Bunny, what are you doing?!
 * Bean Bunny: What do you mean?
 * Sam the Eagle: You are ruining this film!
 * Bean Bunny: I was just trying to help!
 * Sam the Eagle: Get out! Get out!
 * Bean Bunny: I didn’t mean anything!
 * Sam the Eagle: Go away! Go away!!
 * (Camera follows Bean Bunny as he exits through a door in the backdrop. HE is in the black screen. Waldo enters, still as a taxi cab.)
 * Waldo C. Graphic: Does anybody know the way out of this film? (To Bean.) Hey, you got a map down there? (Transforms back to his normal self.)
 * Bean Bunny: Well, you can come with me if you’d like. I just got fired, and I’m running away.
 * Waldo C. Graphic: (Transforms into a bindle.) Terrific! Let’s go!
 * Bean Bunny: Okay.
 * (The Great Gonzo enters.)
 * The Great Gonzo: Hey, Bean, what’s up?
 * Bean Bunny: I’m goin’ away. Forever. (Walks toward the back of the screen.)
 * The Great Gonzo: Oh, great! Could you get me a sandwich? (To audience.) Would any of you people like anything? (Bean opens a door at the back of the screen and exits.) I mean, since he’s going out, he could — Forever?! Bean?! Bean?! Oh, Kermit! Kermit!! (Exits.)
 * (Sweetums enters, playing with a paddle ball and humming to himself. FOZZIE enters.)
 * Fozzie Bear: Hey, Sweetums! That’s a great effect!
 * Sweetums: Yeah, hey! (Exits.)
 * The Great Gonzo: (Enters and sees Kermit entering from the other side.) Hey, Fozzie, Kermit!
 * Kermit the Frog: What is it?
 * The Great Gonzo: Bean Bunny ran away!
 * (Missy Piggy enters behind them, sopping wet and wrapped in a towel.)
 * Fozzie Bear: Oh, no!
 * The Great Gonzo: Yes!
 * Miss Piggy: Good riddance! (Exits, grumbling.)
 * Fozzie Bear: Hey, hey, hey — We gotta find him!
 * The Great Gonzo: I know!
 * Kermit the Frog: All right, everybody spread out and look for Bean!
 * The Great Gonzo: I’ll go this way. (Exits.)
 * (Fozzie wanders around behind Kermit, occasionally yelling “Bean!”)
 * Kermit the Frog: (To audience.) Uh, Ladies and gentlemen, we’ll continue the show in just a moment, but in the meantime, if you see a rabbit, holler.
 * (Kermit, Fozzie and Gonzo walk around on screen, looking for Bean and yelling his name.)
 * Sweetums: Bunny! Oh, Bunny! Where are ya? Bunny! (Enters in front of the stage and walks across the audience.) Bunny!
 * Waldorf: Hey, what’s all the commotion about?
 * Sweetums: Bunny ran away.
 * Waldorf: Well you know what that makes him?
 * Statler and Waldorf: Smarter than us! (Laugh.)
 * Sweetums: (To audience.) Hey, anybody seen a bunny?
 * (Bean’s ears appear in the box opposite Statler and Waldorf.)
 * Audience Member: I see one!
 * Sweetums: I don’t see a bunny.
 * Audience Member: Turn around!
 * Sweetums: Where?
 * Audience Member: There!
 * Sweetums: Where?
 * Audience Member: Look up there!
 * Sweetums: (Shines his flashlight up toward Bean.) Aw, nothin’ up there but a bunny. A bunny?! Bean!
 * Bean Bunny: Hi Sweetums.
 * Sweetums: Hey, Kermit, look!
 * (Kermit appears on screen and sees Sweetums’ light shining on Bean.)
 * Kermit the Frog: Huh? (Fozzie Bear and the Great Gonzo enter behind him.) Bean! What are you doing out there?
 * Bean Bunny: I’m runnin’ away. Nobody would let me help with the movie.
 * Kermit the Frog, The Great Gonzo and Fozzie Bear: Awwww…
 * Statler: This is a very moving moment.
 * Waldorf: Yeah… I wish they’d move it to Pittsburgh.
 * (Door opens on screen and Waldo enters.)
 * Waldo C. Graphic: Hey Bean — what are we doing stickin’ around here? Let’s burn rubber! (HIS feet turn into wheels, which burn rubber in place.)
 * Fozzie Bear: Who’s that?
 * Bean Bunny: He’s Waldo — my 3D friend. And we’re both leaving the movie.
 * Waldo C. Graphic: Yeah!
 * The Great Gonzo: Bu-bu-but Bean — if you leave, you’ll miss all the fireworks!
 * Fozzie Bear and Kermit the Frog: Right, yeah, etc.
 * Waldo C. Graphic: Fireworks? Whoa!
 * Bean Bunny: Okay, I’ll stay… but I wanna help.
 * Kermit the Frog: Uh… gee, is there anything Bean can do in the final number?
 * The Great Gonzo: Hmm.
 * Fozzie Bear: Oh, gosh, maybe — maybe — maybe Bean could set off the fireworks!
 * The Great Gonzo: Oh, that’s cool!
 * Bean Bunny: That sounds great!
 * Waldo C. Graphic: Yeah, and I’ll stay and help! Hoo hoo hoo! I love fireworks. Hoo hoo hoo hoo! (Pulls out two sparklers and laughs.)
 * Kermit the Frog: Well, okay… Sam! Are you about ready?
 * (Sam the Eagle pokes his head through door at the back of the screen.)
 * Sam the Eagle: Yes, it’s a glorious three-hour finale.
 * Kermit the Frog: You got a minute-and-a-half.
 * (Sam gasps and disappears.)
 * Kermit the Frog: Okay, everybody, get ready!
 * Fozzie Bear and The Great Gonzo: Yeah, right, right, etc.
 * Kermit the Frog: (To audience.) Ladies and gentlemen, the Muppets proudly present the final demonstration of Muppet*Vision 3D!
 * (Kermit exits as we dissolve to three Soldiers. Center Soldier drums, while others wave flags. More Soldiers march in and fill in several lines. soldier band plays brass instruments in fanfare. soldiers begin to play a medley of patriotic marches. Waldo appears, dressed as Drum Major. HE bounces on the soldiers and causes the Tuba Player to fall and drop his instrument bell on top of his head.)
 * Tuba Player: Where am I? Coming through!
 * (Tuba Player tries to move, but is still stuck inside the tuba. HE crashes into several other Flag Wavers. Sam the Eagle appears.)
 * Sam the Eagle: What are you doing? Get back into place!
 * (Band Members vaguely sing “It’s a Small World” behind the action.)
 * Tuba Player: Who, me?
 * (The band begins setting off cannons and rifles during the “1812 Overture” section. Tuba Player continues wandering around and running into to people.)
 * Tuba Player: Where’s the tuba section? Oh boy… (Cannon fire startles him.) Whoa! Is it over yet? (Music transitions to “Stars and Stripes Forever.” HE gets trampled by several people marching.) Can we start again? Sorry!
 * (Bean Bunny appears in his box with the fireworks plunger.)
 * Sam the Eagle: Bean, the fireworks!
 * Bean Bunny: Rockets away! (Presses the plunger.)
 * (Fireworks appear on screen. Waldo flies in and looks back at them.)
 * Waldo C. Graphic: Whoa, hey! Wow! (Turns himself into a rocket and shoots himself off.) Weee!
 * Statler: Ooh! Ahh! Oh!
 * Waldorf: Enjoying the fireworks?
 * Statler: No, your chair’s on my foot!
 * Waldorf: Ooh, sorry…
 * (Miss Piggy appears on screen dressed as the Statue of Liberty. We zoom out to see the mayhem being caused at her feet by the rampaging Tuba Player and the rest of the soldiers. Waldo appears, still in rocket form.)
 * Waldo C. Graphic: (Laughs.) Watch this!
 * (Waldo flies in circles around Miss Piggy, who screams. Waldo tears her dress, and the skirt falls down. she screams more. Waldo laughs and crashes to the ground.)
 * Sweetums: Stop the movie! Stop the movie, Chef! (Appears out front with a bucket.) Hey, Chef, can’t ya hear me? Stop the projector!
 * Miss Piggy: You’ll hear from my lawyer!
 * Sweetums: I’ll save ya, penguins! (Tries to throw the bucket on them and misses, hitting Miss Piggy instead. Noise as penguins rise from orchestra pit with a cannon.) Take it easy! I’m sorry! Oh, no, wait! Don’t shoot! Duck, everybody, duck! (Waldo turns into a duck and quacks.) No, not you — them! Look out!
 * (The cannon fires and hits the projector. The movie goes wobbly and cuts to white.)
 * Swedish Chef: (Swedish babble) Hey der stüpid crazy birdsy!
 * (As the screen goes all the way white, Waldo appears.)
 * Waldo C. Graphic: At last, I’m out of this silly film!
 * (Swedish Chef fires a musket toward Waldo from the back of the house and babbles.)
 * Waldo C. Graphic: Hey, what are you shootin’ at me for? It was the penguins! (More shots barely miss him and hit the screen.) Hey watch it, will ya?
 * (Swedish Chef continues to babble. Waldo transforms into a bullseye.)
 * Waldo C. Graphic: (Taunts.) Na-na-na-na-na-na! You couldn’t hit me with a… (His eyes go big as he sees Swedish Chef with a cannon.) cannon?! Hey, everybody! He’s got a cannon!!
 * (Statler and Waldorf duck. Swedish Chef babbles and fires. WALDO screams. The screen explodes. As the dust starts to settle, Sweetums appears in front of the screen.)
 * Sweetums: Wow! Is Everyone okay in here?
 * (Statler and Waldorf wave white flags from their box.)
 * Statler and Waldorf: We surrender! We surrender!
 * (The sound of a fire engine dinging can be heard.)
 * Sweetums: What an explosion!
 * (The screen now has an enormous hole in it, which looks out the back of the theatre. Other guests look through the hole, confused and worried. Kermit rides through the hole on the back of a fire engine.)
 * Kermit the Frog: Uh — well, uh, ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to apologize for our slight, uh, technical difficulties. But I do wish to assure you that no one was hurt, and, uh, this theatre suffered only minor damage. So… thank you very much for coming to see this demonstration of Muppet*Vision technology. And enjoy the rest of your stay, and come see us again sometime!
 * (The fire engine backs up as the curtain falls on the screen. Waldo appears in front of the curtain.)
 * Waldo C. Graphic: (Laughs and transforms into Mickey Mouse.) They’ll never recognize me now! Forward, huh!
 * (Sound of a vacuum is heard. Waldo transforms back into himself and is sucked back behind the curtain.)
 * Bean Bunny: Huh, what a cute ending! (Curtain closes on his box.)
 * Statler: Well, what do you think?
 * Waldorf: Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?
 * Statler: We can’t, you old fool! We’re bolted to the seats!
 * (They laugh as the curtain closes on their box. End of show.)